by mmgk April 23, 2021

A penis, surrounded by pubic hair so simultaneously long, thick and sharp, that it can poke holes in a Coke can.
by labia-on-rye June 25, 2016

by WhatHuh? November 10, 2020

An aweful creature that inhabits Joshua Trees and Barrel Cacti. This vile beast feasts upon the legs of reptiles and the fingernails of humans.
by CalamariPancake April 11, 2009

A prickly vagina, like Austin's moms, that numbs and paralyzes the penis and nuts until it falls off and becomes Austin's moms dildo
by Clutch crayons July 2, 2015

A highly offensive term describing forced sexual intercourse with a cactus, specifically one of the pincushion variety. It's not very satisfying, take it from me.
by Experto May 19, 2011

by Tophers tissue November 12, 2015
