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Cactus Coochie

Fired cactus needles in your cooter that prevent you from having sex with boys
by mmgk April 23, 2021
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groin cactus

A penis, surrounded by pubic hair so simultaneously long, thick and sharp, that it can poke holes in a Coke can.
I wanted to go down on Derek, but that groin cactus of his left my face all pockmarked
by labia-on-rye June 25, 2016
mugGet the groin cactusmug.

TRS Cactus

by WhatHuh? November 10, 2020
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Cactus Mongrel

An aweful creature that inhabits Joshua Trees and Barrel Cacti. This vile beast feasts upon the legs of reptiles and the fingernails of humans.
Ouch, that cactus mongrel just ran off with my pinky.
by CalamariPancake April 11, 2009
mugGet the Cactus Mongrelmug.

vaginal cactus

A prickly vagina, like Austin's moms, that numbs and paralyzes the penis and nuts until it falls off and becomes Austin's moms dildo
All problems in the world lead back to Austin's moms vaginal cactus.
by Clutch crayons July 2, 2015
mugGet the vaginal cactusmug.

cactus horn

A highly offensive term describing forced sexual intercourse with a cactus, specifically one of the pincushion variety. It's not very satisfying, take it from me.
Coworker #1: "Why is the boss walking so funny?"
Coworker #2: "She had a cactus horn last night..."
by Experto May 19, 2011
mugGet the cactus hornmug.

boom cactus

A extremely hairy pussy all the way to the anus sometimes looking like an Afro
Wow that's one big boom cactus you have there
by Tophers tissue November 12, 2015
mugGet the boom cactusmug.

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