Cactus

A racial slur for a Mexican who is being a dick

At a bar:
Girl: You think you can get me drink?

Guy: I can't! The guy at the counter's not letting me! He's such a Cactus!

by MCRainbowSupernova8196 December 29, 2019

Prickly Pear Cactus

When a guy shaves his pubes and lets it grow out until it reaches 5 o'clock shadow. Shortly after, get a blow job from a chick and before you're about to bust grab the back of her head and rub her face all over your prickly pubes. The result is a rug burned faced with jizz dripping from her nostrils and mouth.

I brought that a bitch prickly pear cactus as a house warming gift.

by Zebrarez October 16, 2014

Cacti-sac

When a guy who regurally shaves his balls stops. The hairs start growing back and his balls look like a spikey cactus plant.

Brian has a bad case of cacti-sac, he hasn't shaved his balls for a week. I gave him a blowjob and now I look like I fell and scraped my chin.

by Efree September 27, 2006

cactus crusher

An offensive word used to name Mexican people. Derived from incidents where illegal immigrants accidentaly land on cactus as the jump the border.

That cactus crusher smells like beans.

by doooz August 19, 2008

cactipus

A vagina that was shaved, but has been allowed to grow stubble for a few days creating a surface similar to the needles of a cactus.

Man, my face is raw after eating that cactipus last night.

by montucky May 11, 2010

angry cactus

It is the flipside to Frosty the Snowman, when little border children fill up on chulupes and tacos and strap on their trainer sombreros, and dance and sing around a cactus, it comes to life and doesnt dance, but runs and wrecks havac on townspeople. It kills babies and houses criminals. It also knows how to spicy canary, but thats a different story entirely.

GAUNTAMELO AMILHIO HULIO MARTINEZ-GOMEZ-SANCHAZ! TAKE OFF THAT SOMBRERO AND PUKE UP THAT BURRITO! If you sing around that cactus it will become an angry cactus and eat a baby.

by Yugio Cards November 14, 2011

anal cactus

to line the rim with needles from a cactus and then sit on your partners face. or alternatively shove a cactus in your ass so their cock gets a nasty shock.

james shoved his cock in carlys ass and went oww whats that. she replied an anal cactus and cackles

by anal12345 June 9, 2012