crimson custard bucket

Another nickname for the vagina.

I blew my load all over her crimson custard bucket.

by El_Norab89 August 31, 2006

blue vein custard chucker

Refers to your cock. Your cock has a massive blue vein in it and it chucks man custard when at the climax of arrousal.

Come and suck on my blue vein custard chucker you filthy cunt.

by Bigsypowell April 12, 2016

one eyed custard chucker

a cock, penis, dick, wut ever u would like

She swallowed the whole load from my one eyed custard chucker.

by Joeyripps December 15, 2003

blue veined custard chucker

a large hard veiny cock that chucks custard

Russll M: Hey Gav can i please taste your blue veined custard chucker?

Gav: Waaaahaaaaay!!!

by wallago September 26, 2009

Put my foot in the custard

Walking in on people having sex.

I went into my parents room and put my foot in the custard

by Ansaru September 26, 2012

Custard Fish Finger

After fingering a girl, piss on you hands then ram them down your throat until you are sick on them

that hot asian girl made me give her a custard fish finger

by C0rrupt7 February 18, 2011

french canadian love custard

the act of ejaculating on a peice of toast, and eating it with great pleasure

hey hamza, i heard you had some french canadian love custard the other day. i bet it was tasty

by scottydo May 29, 2007