When a person’s ability to critically think has declined in such a way they are only capable of identifying primary colors and understanding information in a visible trend line.
Pro Tip:
if you didn’t hit whatever metric goals Corporate Brains 🧠 set...just use a green colored scheme for presenting the numbers and make the background a bunch of upward direction diagonal lines. They’ll think you’re great 👌🏻
if you didn’t hit whatever metric goals Corporate Brains 🧠 set...just use a green colored scheme for presenting the numbers and make the background a bunch of upward direction diagonal lines. They’ll think you’re great 👌🏻
by ThornyRose December 22, 2020
Get the Corporate Brainsmug. A non-owner supervisory position within a capitalst/fascist company, usually working also as a corporate whore.
The store manager didn't want to inform me himself that he was going to sodomize me with a mandatory schedule change so he got his corporate underpimp to do it.
by 1fooln6billion October 28, 2010
Get the corporate underpimpmug. Large companies seem to be continuously going through re-organisations and structure changes - and in the process more and more middle management seem to be created who do not seem to serve a real purpose - the company gets 'fat'. A company can be said to require 'Corporate Liposuction' if it has become 'fat' due to constant changes at management level.
by Mr Rossi February 18, 2007
Get the Corporate Liposuctionmug. When the big comic book publishers continue the life of a character by bringing them back from the dead in order to continue making a profit off the marketing of new stories involving the character and associated character goods.
This is sometimes known as comic book continuity, but Corporate Necromancy is a more expressive word that deals with the bringing of characters back from the dead as a way of rebooting a comic book series to return things back to the status quo.
Manga, or Japanese comics, can also sometimes be accused of Corporate Necromancy when characters die and are brought back, such as with Dragonball and Dragonball Z.
A comics editor who is notorious for bringing commerically successful characters back from the dead in order to exploit their lives financially is called a Corporate Necromancer.
This is sometimes known as comic book continuity, but Corporate Necromancy is a more expressive word that deals with the bringing of characters back from the dead as a way of rebooting a comic book series to return things back to the status quo.
Manga, or Japanese comics, can also sometimes be accused of Corporate Necromancy when characters die and are brought back, such as with Dragonball and Dragonball Z.
A comics editor who is notorious for bringing commerically successful characters back from the dead in order to exploit their lives financially is called a Corporate Necromancer.
1: Bringing back Aunt May in the Spider-Man comics was sheer Corporate Necromancy!
2: Man, I hate them Corporate Necromancers who brought *insert comics character* back from the dead, leave them alone!
2: Man, I hate them Corporate Necromancers who brought *insert comics character* back from the dead, leave them alone!
by TeenAuthor June 19, 2008
Get the Corporate Necromancymug. Corporate Spladder (slang)- one's fall from the corporate ladder through being terminated, fired, laid off or pushed off. A tongue-in-cheek play on words in contrast to a North American concept of climbing the corporate ladder, a ladder said to be impossible to climb.
Created by two professional women, with corporate backgrounds, Corporate Spladder is a contemporary term for the aftermath of losing a job, what comes next and how it changes a person.
Created by two professional women, with corporate backgrounds, Corporate Spladder is a contemporary term for the aftermath of losing a job, what comes next and how it changes a person.
When I walked into work today, I had no idea I was going tob be fired. Talk about a total Corporate Spladder.
by Spladderettes June 3, 2010
Get the Corporate Spladdermug. "Did you Hear what Hillary Clinton say that “it was a long time ago” when someone asked if she had done anything about walmart's health care policies while she served on its board? What a corporate whore!"
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by BB910 August 3, 2010
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