cone blocked

When an animal forced to wear a cone around their head is essentially cock blocked from being able to satisfy the itch, lick, bite, smell, etc. they desire so much.
When Princess Petunia got spayed, that bitch was cone blocked for at least two weeks!
by GlazeHer October 11, 2017
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Rory Cone

When this pizza gets here im going to punch the fattest Rory cone!
by Chronzo May 29, 2011
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Cone Donkey

An undesirable bisexual woman whose emotional and relationship baggage and raging anger make her impossible to have any relationship with, let alone a triadbut who insists she is a rare desirable unicorn whose rarity makes her in charge of all relationships. A donkey with a traffic cone on her head pretending to be a Unicorn.
Burcu thought she was a Unicorn, but she's SUCH a Cone Donkey!
by maplefrost November 01, 2017
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Construction Cone

An old fashion butt F*&king, with nothing but spit as lube.
Person 1: "I heard his girl likes the construction cone."
Person 2: "Really?! so does Steve"
by Havoker July 15, 2011
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cone-o

The act of failing to jump over an orange traffic cone resulting in penetration of the anus.
Dude, did you see John get that cone-o earlier?
by The dominator1386 February 23, 2014
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Rossy Cone

A tiny cone of weed (usually mixed with tobacco). Usually used in South Australia/Queensland
Did you see Darryl pull that tiny Rossy Cone? What a bitch!
by ManicPancake January 04, 2021
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crack cone

omg halle is such a crack cone
by ytewhghj October 01, 2017
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