Facebook commando

A Facebook commando is a pathetic loser that hides behind his keyboard. They like to ban people from their pages when they post a differing opinion. They also routinely delete posts that do not coincide with their rants. Their rants are usually rude and and nonsensical; the types of things, that if they said them to your face, they would need plastic surgery.

Nice comments you Facebook commando. Now try saying it to my face.

by JD203 September 11, 2019

face commando

v. Going without a mask. Seen as a bold audacious but somewhat foolish action.

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Look at Linda! All face commando. Props to her.

Seems a bit short of breath though.

by gnostic3 June 14, 2020

commanate

verb: to add commas into a sentence

Please commanate the sentences that are missing puctuation.

by Chiqueta December 16, 2010

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

a great movie i.m.o. there was just something about it that stuck in my head after i left. i think it was worth the money i paid for a ticket. russell crowe is a great actor in this movie and in Gladiator.

"did you see the movie with the insanely long title Master and Commander the Far Side of the World?"
"yes i did. 'tis an awesome movie."

by Juliet April 15, 2004

Suburban Commando

Unlike going commando, which is to go without underwear, going suburban commando is to forgo pants altogether.

Ever since I got this telecommute development position, I've been able to go suburban commando without arrest!

by naijalak April 1, 2009

Commando wank

Quick and intense self gratification, usually performed spontaneously anywhere, outside or at work. Once aroused by erotic stimuli ie. co worker, billboard model or you just have too...

Arthur became aroused watching the laundry go round, a commando wank was the only answer.

by jazrowjo August 3, 2009

Commander in tweet

The 45th President of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump.

Another day, another embarrassment by the Commander in tweet.

by ScryBaby June 13, 2017