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Blue Collar Champagne

Tonight we're gonna celebrate our team winning the championship with some bona fide Blue Collar Champagne!
by Mikey N. November 20, 2011
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White Collar Steroids

When someone at work has an artificial and unfair advantage over their peers, due to their parents or family being connected. This helps them get jobs, get introduced to people, invited to social events, etc...
Alex: John is really doing well at his career, he just got a killer job.

Mike: Oh, his dad got him that job, donated $25k also to the company's charity.

Alex: Ah, White Collar Steroids. I should have known. John is an idiot.
by Mike109999 August 1, 2020
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white collared slave

A person who is a slave to corporate jobs where you must wear white collars and suites like space monkeys all of you... MONKEYS!!!
i feel like a white collared slave workin for IBM... fuck this *loads gun and shoots self
by asdf December 4, 2002
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blue collar comedy

The most annoying type of comedy, ever. Spawned the hellishly annoying phrase "Git 'er done!"
People who enjoy blue collar comedy are typically rednecks who don't realize they are being paid to be made fun of.
by Geegeeaich July 5, 2005
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Blue Collar Comedy

Consisting of the Blue Collar Tour and Blue Collar TV, the Blue Collar Comedy is highly entertaining comedy created by a group of brilliant comedians.

The Blue Collar Comedy Tour 1, 2 and 3 are the most precious, with comedians Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, Larry the Cable Guy and Ron White.

Blue Collar 4: The Next Generation is hosted by Bill Engvall, but the 4 younger comedians hardly got the crowd going.

Blue Collar TV was filmed after the Comedy Tour and has only 3 of the top comedians, though Ron White does appear in 2 or 3 episodes. Ron decided not to participate because, and I quote, "he had a lot of quit in him".
Featured Comedians in the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.

Jeff Foxworhy: "If you think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk, you might be a redneck."

Bill Engvall: "A trucker got his rig caught under a low overpass and a cop comes along. 'You get your rig stuck?' 'Nope,' says the trucker. 'I was delivering this overpass and ran out of gas. Here's your sign."

Larry the Cable Guy: "Git-R-Done!"

Ron White: "They call me Tatersalad."
by BlueCollarFan23 May 26, 2009
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Ring around the collar

When a woman has deep colored lipstick on then proceeds to take her lovers penis into her mouth without having contact until reaching the base then making contact with a twist of the lips. The end result is " ring around the collar" there are no shirts involved in this lipstick stain!!
" hey see that girl with the ruby red lips? Would I like to get ring around the collar from her"!
by TCBR January 16, 2011
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brazilian shock collar

While receiving a blowjob, a man wraps his legs indian style around the head of the giver. Then, he performs a jiu-jitsu-like move, bringing the legs in and out, to throat the giver with his member.
Last week, I looked into the back yard to see my dad giving my mom a brazilian shock collar in the hot tub.
by mickey o. June 11, 2013
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