cold cunt

the female version of blueballs

"girl, that dude totally gave me a cold cunt last night"

by Zandigas November 19, 2017

cocaine cold

shitty cold like sinus symptoms that occur after heavy cocaine use

i thought i had a cocaine cold but it turns out i had strep throat

by summersarahg May 13, 2018

cold giuseppe

when someone pulls on another's nutsack so hard that it causes them to pass out.

Guy 1: Did you hear about that fight that Darrian and Trent got into?
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard that Darrian gave Trent the cold giuseppe.
Guy 3: Yikes! That's gonna hurt when he wakes up.

by brian 2 February 27, 2023

Shit Cold

/SHit-kōld/
adjective
1. Of or at a low or relatively low temperature, especially when compared with the human excrement.
2. When its so cold outside that your shit freezes inside of you.
3. May be used in it's derogative term examples of shit cold; food, weather, constipation due to freezing temperatures, a person, place, or thing.

The temperature outside is Shit Cold!

I really can't stay (Baby it's shit cold outside)

I gotta go away (Baby it's shit cold outside)

Do you want to build a snowman? (It's shit cold!)
Girl you colder than cold you SHIT COLD!

by Ddaaavvviiidd March 4, 2019

Cold Crotch

When someone leaves you out in the cold to wait for them to get ready, and your vagina goes numb.

“I was waiting for Kenny and got Cold Crotch.”

by LadyPink666 January 11, 2019

Cold Brown

Where you take a shit in a walk in freezer.

Bro, I came in to work yesterday and someone left a Cold Brown.

by SmallChiliDog April 19, 2022

Stone cold

1. To be blatantly honest. To drop all pretense, abandon every code word, keep it real, and just answer straight-up.
2. To do something in a fair and honest manner.

1. "Stone cold, will you miss me?"
2. "That president is a stone cold winner."

by Twisted Nickle January 29, 2021