drain the coconuts

1.verb- to ejaculate, expelling all of the semen you have, leaving u dry.

2.verb- a fat guys masterbation session during or after watching a porno. its been proven that fat folk have bigger balls thatn skinny folk.

i drained the coconuts last night and they hurt now

by jerky_dogfart November 13, 2004

Coconut-Babe

A term of endearment describing a Blonde woman with the biggest mommy milker titties you've ever seen.

"I saw the hottest Coconut-Babe yesterday at the beach"

by TheNarrator January 30, 2022

old coconut

The head: that thing over your shoulders

Mark - Dude, my head hurts bad!
Dude - You ain't using your old coconut for smashing pumpkins, do you?

by MasterB4iter February 28, 2022

Poke the coconut

To put one's finger (any gender or lack thereof) or penis/male genitalia into a merpersons sexual orifice/s.

Yea, we met at this dope club unda da sea, had a couple clamshell cocktails and the next thing you know- I had to poke the coconut!

by Massivetrauma November 08, 2018

Piss Coconut

A piss coconut.
A unique coconut filled with piss rather than coconut milk.
Alternatively used to refer to one's hairy testicles.

One can also picture Gordon Ramsay using piss coconut as an insult.

1. "Dude, this coconut is filled with PISS!? It's a PISS COCONUT."
2. Guy 1: "Dude are you okay?" Guy 2: "AUUUGH FUCK I GOT HIT IN THE PISS COCONUTS"
3. "You ABSOLUTE DONKEY! YOU PISS COCONUT". -Gordon Ramsay.

by Oli..? March 02, 2023

couple of coconuts

Like two peas in a pod...a good but goofy fit

Two people that are a lot alike in a fun way...

"Those two are a couple of coconuts"

by Celms February 23, 2014

Mushy coconut

The act of inserting the coconut in to a Women’s vagina. Then pull it back out and then eat that shit

I gave Katie a mushy coconut bra.

by Mushycoconut November 12, 2022