Cloud 9

Cloud 9 is a state of utopia and euphoria where you have reached total happiness by taking drugs

Bro, I had the best trip yesterday, it's like I was on cloud 9

by JesusChrist321 February 8, 2022

Cloud Razor

An angry pregnant woman you don't want to mess with.

What?! Monique killed someone?!....Yeah she was a real cloud razor.

by KHawk December 29, 2010

shart cloud

To release enough hot fart gas in one movement from your anus hole that that it smells like you have shit your pants, and in being hot the fart rises straight up to head height for maximum effect.

I was grocery shopping today and let out a fart in the deli isle that brought a tear to my eye. I had to move leaving a shart cloud behind as to not draw attention to myself. It smelt like I had shit myself.

by Racko001 December 12, 2016

Cloud Ride

To smoke marijuana while flying and/or sitting in the cockpit of an airplane.

"Yo Pete, you see that plane over there?"
"Uh, Ya!"
"You wanna jack it and go on a cloud ride?"
"Yea dude"

*high five*

by Drouble McDrowell February 14, 2010

cock cloud

The act of masturbating and going outside during the winder time, letting the penis release a puff of hot steam.

dude, grant just walked out of our monthly tea party to release a cock cloud into the wild... thats fucked up dude.

by StinkyBro July 25, 2020

Cloud 0

Nothing exists beyond this point.

You are obsolete? No.

You are happy? No.

Are you here? yesnoyesnoyesno
You are nothing. Everything.

NothingEverythingNothingEverythingNothingEverything/);&@/99-“-:(“9(“/“”-02)4)/&/@/@,!,’lOch$;@/pain;@@:”-“;!,!.free:$/&@/!;&,@:@/@sorrow);&/9;8!;$;&:92&);hhhhhelp me$:&/@;&!,@:@-@!;&/@-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh$;&/&,!!:@/&/!!,&-@@/!;

Why are you here?
Are you afraid?
Maybe there’s good reason.

Would you like a better one?
Cloud 0
betterworsebetterworsebetterworse

by \/\/|~|£?£ December 4, 2021

william cloud

The most bad-ass individual who ever walked the earth. He loves God, self improvement, learning lots of cool and interesting things, is an extrovert at times, while being extremely introverted at others, is an all around cool, loving guy, likes to tell jokes and have fun, is a huge troll, and is a United States Marine. What a BAMF! meatspin.com

I was walking down the street when I saw William Cloud! Wow! Such sexy! Much Marine! So Cloud! meatspin.com

by Longrod Van Hugedong April 23, 2014