Chip 'n Dip

A chip 'n dip is when you masturbate like the lonely-ass you are, you cum, and then your penis then slowly dips into the cum (like a chip going into the dip)

Jim: What were you doing last night Bill?
Bill: Man, I was just having a good time, y'know jerking off and shit, then I took a chip 'n dip and my whole night was

ruined. I came to find out that my wife doesn't love me, and my children are gay. My life is going downhill dude....
Jim: What? Oh sorry, i was playing Clash Royale.
Bill: Fuck you dude....

by AnonymousDouchebag December 16, 2017

chip eater

Common person, usually resident in one of the lesser-developed cities (such as Liverpool) and more specifically on a council estate (the UK’s version of “da projects”), who likes to eat chips for/with every meal. Typically they will wear extremely tacky looking gold jewellery and fake Burberry clothing. They have very little or no education, nor do they have any recognisable communication skills. They blow most of the government's generous scum-allowance on the day they receive it, on scratchcards and then in the pub, then subsist on Bensons and food from the chippy for the rest of the month. Consequently they are malnourished and have weeping sores on their faces. Generally criminal, and frankly unlikely to ever contribute anything to society. Since conscription is unlikely they aren't even good for absorbing bullets fired by johnny-foreigner, and so serve no purpose and should be ethnically clensed. They feel no remorse in procreating way beyond their financial means. Moreover, if they find themselves to some level of pecuniary advantage, they feel obliged to screw this up by dropping a sprog at the earliest opportunity.

Me: Hey! You sir! Why are you eating chips so early in the morning?
Chip Eater: Just got da fookin dole an' am from fookin Toxteth.

by Sean Adanby January 13, 2004

chip the keeper

(v) A term commonly used in soccer, this term also refers to an underground sexual fetish act, one of many that involve the use of snack foods (Doritos, Fritos, etc.). Chip Fetishists - or Chipishts, as they call themselves - often prefer and endorse Lay's Rippled Potato Chips. "Chip the keeper" is the specific action in which a Chipisht crumbles Lay's Rippled Potato Chips over the naked body of his/her lover. The two people then rub their bodies together (not actually engaging in sexual union) until an optimal oily film has been produced between the bodies, secreting what Chipishts believe is the aphrodisiac scent of the Potato Chip. Heightened sensation is said to result.

Tonight, I want to chip the keeper, baby. You bring the Lay's, I'll bring the dip.

by MsSvelte April 11, 2003

chip shovels

The hands of an extremely obese woman. i.e. for use of shoveling chips into ones mouth.

"Rosie belted Len to the floor with her chip shovels."

by Suzanne and Tom Hodgkinson January 7, 2006

Chip Chop

To chop a tree down double speed

PewDiePie says Chip Chop while he chops down tree in minecraft

by yeetttttttt September 13, 2019

chip out

Eating too many chips or appetizers before dinner leaving little if any room for the entrée.

Don’t chip out. The entrée is coming soon.
Save some room for dinner, you’re going to chip out.
I chipped out.
I can't finish my dinner, I chipped out.

by fullandby November 4, 2010

chip clip

1. Specialy designed tool used to seal bags of chips to prevent spoilage 2. Wang Hanger

I don't know why they call them "chip clips," everyone just puts them on their wang.

by Mithhirion August 8, 2003