by Jett Simp January 30, 2021
Get the Chap mug.Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.
Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
by watergod83 May 5, 2021
Get the Chapped Dick Syndrome mug.by cocktaste December 18, 2012
Get the Chap Flaps mug.1. Narrow minded, sheltered, black and white view of right and wrong.
2. Fundamental Christian view of morals, also ignorant of what goes on in the world.
Originated from the mentality that a senior class chaplain should hold, as a religious leader.
2. Fundamental Christian view of morals, also ignorant of what goes on in the world.
Originated from the mentality that a senior class chaplain should hold, as a religious leader.
They go to church, they're too chapped to see the Hangover 2.
Man, did you see that scowl on Will's face when I said 'fuck'? He is so chapped.
Man, did you see that scowl on Will's face when I said 'fuck'? He is so chapped.
by chappedchaplain November 17, 2011
Get the chapped mug.the chafing of inner thighs caused by rubbing together while sweating; particularly happening to people with large thighs
by burns133 July 2, 2011
Get the chub chap mug.I asked my girl Nikia if she wanted to smoke and told her to let me see her pipe I took one look at it and said HELL NAW I AIN'T WASTIN MY DOPE IN THIS CHAPPED ASS PIPE! And I bounced!
by JeWeLee7o7 October 7, 2011
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