Chap

(verb) Incessantly telling others what to do and doling out unsolicited advice to the point of causing emotional distress and exhaustion. Chapping someone will cause one to experience a mental sensation equivalent to enduring a chronic itchy butthole.

My mother is constantly chapping me over how to raise my children.

by Chaos Agent October 5, 2021

Chap Lord

A Jamaican Phrase meaning someone who has mastered the art of scamming.

Man a Chap Lord

by 1lawd September 18, 2021

Chapped to bits

When you are overjoyed and excited to do something in the near future.

Sara asked Mike if he was excited to go to the gender reveal party. Mike replied “chapped to bits.”

by Crab cheese gremlin August 14, 2021

Chap

When a man, boy or child is bagged by a chick

Rachael was sick of her all boyfriends taking home chicks so she pulled a chap of her own last night and rocked his world.

by Furu September 2, 2021

Chap Flaps

male version of bingowings, flabby upper arms

ella " ewwwww! look at dales chap flaps! well sweaty they are!"

by cocktaste December 18, 2012

chapped

1. Narrow minded, sheltered, black and white view of right and wrong.
2. Fundamental Christian view of morals, also ignorant of what goes on in the world.

Originated from the mentality that a senior class chaplain should hold, as a religious leader.

They go to church, they're too chapped to see the Hangover 2.
Man, did you see that scowl on Will's face when I said 'fuck'? He is so chapped.

by chappedchaplain November 17, 2011

chub chap

the chafing of inner thighs caused by rubbing together while sweating; particularly happening to people with large thighs

Person 1: "Why are you walking so weird?"
Person 2: "All this sweating gave me chub chap."

by burns133 July 2, 2011