cancellation consolation

Da complimentary gingerbread and hot chocolate dat they serve you at da public-transportation depot to make ya feel less bummed out when they hafta delay a departure due to a scheduled trip's being nixed for whatever reason.
Another example of a "cancellation consolation" would be if someone had to regretfully forgo a promised activity due to an unforeseen mishap, but offers you a comparably-enjoyable alternative, such as if a cute chick had arranged to go for a pleasant stroll hand-in-hand wif you, but then she accidentally hurt her foot and thus made it too painful for her to walk a long distance, and so she offered to let you savoringly massage her pretty feet for an extended period instead.
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Self-cancel culture

Self-cancel culture refers to the act of proactively removing or concealing one's own online content to preemptively avoid potential criticism or backlash.
Ever since her controversial post went viral, Jenna has been practicing self-cancel culture by removing some of her older posts to avoid further backlash
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Pre Cancel

That's what you should do with all pre orders.

"Wow, look at all that extra DLC for pre ordering, they even give you a story related mission! I don't support this, pre canceled!"
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Cancel Culture

Ope! See that? See, it's not that the cancel culture is bad and wrong. It's not the top down ideological control by way of the media being used to destroy people lives for trivial things... It's the religious conservatives not being in control of everyones lifes. That's the problem with cancel culture. The REAL problem is that THEY should be doing the canceling.
Hym "But... Matt... You said that the tactics they use are fascistic... You spent years saying that the woke left are the REAL fascists... And now your solution is to... Do the thing that made them fascists? So... You ARE a fascist! A fascist theocrat with a God complex. Nutsworld. This cancel culture is the death of freedom and if you take one thing away from this I want it to be this: On a long enough timeline, what you're doing is going to necessitate violence. You might not even live to see it. But it'll be whoever you indoctrinated to believe what you believe before you die (probably you kids) and the are going to be slaughtered and they are going to deserve it. And I'm going to laugh. It's going to be hilarious to me! Because I will have been right... Again! And being right is my favorite! Ahahahahahahahaha! Even if I'm dead. You'll KNOW that I WOULD HAVE laughed. And that's just as good. It makes my laughter eternal. HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"
by Hym Iam April 12, 2023
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Cancel Pig

A person, usually a self-proclaimed internet activist, who spends most of their time online maligning anyone they deem "problematic" or "offensive" on social media in an effort to defame or "cancel" said person(s).
"There's this movie that I've been wanting to make for years, but I'm scared those cancel pigs on Twitter will try to shut it down, all because of an innocuous statement I made over a decade ago."

"When I told my brother that I wanted to share my thoughts about controversial topics on social media, he told me the cancel pigs would eat me alive."
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Cancel Pig

An adult crybully or tattletale; a person or group who uses accusations and peer pressure to coerce people, companies, and institutions as well as destroy them reputationally and financially.

Cancel Pigs attack by accusing others of wrongdoing, sometimes real but sometimes an event that is misconstrued or taken out of context. The unforgivingness, along with exaggeration of emotion and impact is what separates the Cancel Pig from a genuinely concerned individual, as well as the occasional list of demands, such as a business changing a product or terminate an employee . They usually work in concert but also can be individuals with access to a news outlet or social media following. Thankfully they are ineffective if ignored but grow more bold and dangerous the more their demands are yielded to.
"Why did you remove John as a friend?"
" I saw them join a dogpile on a post, I try to avoid Cancel Pigs"

Rebecca didn't want to have to worry about Cancel Pigs, she deleted all her old online accounts before she became a public personality
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