Calvin

someone that has a FAT ass

sheesh look at that absolute dumptruck, he must be a Calvin.

by sheepdog316 November 23, 2021

Calvin

When you rub your junk all over your roommates stuff while they are away. Keyboards etc... Or coworkers etc anyone really can get Calvin’d

My roommates coffee cup got Calvin’d yesterday when he went to work!!!

by Ozzmatron August 3, 2019

Fat calvin

It's a helluva nickname

Fat Calvin! It do got a ring to it.
Fat Calvin! It's a helluva nickname.

by Wayne_brady07 June 6, 2023

Calvin

Someone who runs really fast but bikes super slow(slow = usain bolt). Tromboner. Anyone would be lucky to date him! Makes you feel like there’s no one else in the entire world but you two. He will even try to play piano pieces with you even though you suck. Calvin is the type to suddenly become amazing at tennis in 10 min. Any flaws? Nope. Zodiac sign? Compatible with yours. Always cherish the moments you get to spend with Calvin.

Calvin, you’re a great driver, thank you for not getting in a car crash while I’m in the car!!

by Deborah Johns Seymour Butes July 12, 2021

Calvin

Most annoying guy ever; steals all your friends and is hella ugly

Ew is that Calvin?

by reallestofthenall January 18, 2024

calvin wade

A little fuckboy

Oh MY GOD HOW MANY GIRLS R U TALKING TO ... Ur such a Calvin Wade

by Shabbat Shalom November 6, 2015

Calvin

Middle schooler that looks like a twig

Oh my god. Calvin is so annoying.

by butt pooper guy August 19, 2019