The stage entered when one is eating a burrito and cannot set the burrito down because it would fall apart. This isgenerally due to lack of structural rigidity because of poor construction.
Larry: Hey, could you grab me a napkin? I’m in burrito lock and can’t get one.
Pierce: What do you think of the new burrito place?
Nick: The food tastes good, but they don’t know how to roll a burrito. The last two times I’ve been in there, I’ve end up with burrito lock.
A derogatory term used for Mexicans, along with names such as Beaner, Wetback, and LawnmowerPerson. They can usually be found under the nearest tree, passed out, burrito in their hands.
“John, have you seen all the Burrito Hippies out behind Bill’s house?”
“YeahJamal, there was, like, six of them, just passed out in his backyard! What the hell?”