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Broke Futurist

A person who hustles daily on their craft, sacrificing common "luxuries" (Starbucks, eating out, new cars, clothes, etc) in order to manifest the life they've always dreamed.

Any one whose mastered the art of "delayed gratification", whether 3 years old or 93, is a broke futurist.

A person who has a lot of cryptocurrency but not a lot of fiat (usd) = Broke Futurist
"I'm tired of Tron never coming out with us, why does he work so much?"

"because Tron has some big fucking dreams and isn't satisfied with just getting... he's a broke futurist."
by Jack Brite June 11, 2018
mugGet the Broke Futuristmug.

broke starfish

A woman who brings nothing to the table and expects to be treated like a queen. No job, lazy sex. A drain on a good man.
I could have been CEO by now, if I hadn’t wasted so much time with that broke starfish.
by Saahmei November 15, 2020
mugGet the broke starfishmug.

Nadine Broke

A person who has very little in terms of money or assets yet constantly eats at restaurants and travels multiple times in a year. In extreme cases has parties with expensive food. Constantly states they don't have money yet their lifestyle says otherwise.
I want to be Nadine broke. I'm just regular broke so I don't travel at all.
Girrrrl, Rita isn't rich, she is just Nadine Broke. That's why she's always eating out.
by Vamp Lestat May 3, 2017
mugGet the Nadine Brokemug.

Perma-broke

The state of having so many things to pay for, that you are broke before you even get paid
I have a house payment now so im perma-broke
by Chopperdave15 January 20, 2011
mugGet the Perma-brokemug.

Broke Nigga

A nigga who doesnt have any motion, and doesnt have any sort of income flowing, he dosent have a car, he hangs out with his homeboys all day and he just dont have any life goals or ANYTHING!!! He always seems to have places to go (but doesnt pay for his own Lyfts) and he just doesnt care that he has NO MONEY (this goes for broke bitches too)
homegirl: "who is that calling your phone girl?"

me: "its just that broke nigga asking me to cash app him money for a lyft"
by ilovedurkiosmurkio October 18, 2022
mugGet the Broke Niggamug.

bush broke

To be trained to piss or shit in the bushes or in nature's bathroom.
"Bitch you ain't bush broke but you wanna go camping?"
by DiRtBaGBiTcH May 4, 2020
mugGet the bush brokemug.

broke comedian

Kavaris Is Basically The Definition Of A Broke Comedian. A Broke Comedian Is One Who Dont Get Paid To Be A Comedian And Doing It For Free
by broke comedian June 7, 2021
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