BROHAN

a league of legends streamer who has severe ADHD and slight autism

- Have you watched brohan's stream last night?
= Nah man it was just another sleepathon

by GIGACHADO September 6, 2023

brohan

The sub-species of rohans that are the complete definition of "gigachad". Every time a rohan walks into the room, all the girls immediately become pregnant and start orgasming intensely. Rohans are the type of people you would smash every day of the week in the least gay way possible, and sheerely just to feel their massive throbbing cocks.

person 1 (boy): oh hey, the brohan came to the party.
Person 2 (girl): I'M PREGNANT *orgasms*

by Ilovebrohan2212 October 2, 2023

Brohard

Brohard is a type of blowhard who works in a white collar job, typically in IT, consulting or in the financial sector, and talks endlessly about how much he knows. They are often found mansplaining to others, touting their achievements, belittling the ideas of others, or assuming they know things that they don't. Nobody has ideas that are better than a brohard's. They rely completely on arrogance and poor instincts, but they succeed through their relentless self-promotion.

That guy is such a brohard.
The brohard is at it again.
Things were going well during the meeting until the brohards showed up.
That brohard would not show up.
Did you hear that brohard?

by Fab4Eyes February 29, 2024

Brojam

When you cover your penis in grape or strawberry jam and get it stuck in your bro

"Oh sorry dude, I forgot you had a strawberry allergy before brojamming you"

by poppyfire August 3, 2025

BaJock Brobama

The president of your gym

During BaJock Brobama's speech this week he explained his policy on illegal gymigrants.

by parkca01 October 19, 2012