brian

a dick and is really fat like 500lbs and thinks hes really cool.

if hes a dick hes a brian

by starbucksluvr_4lyfe April 25, 2017

brian

a name typically used to describe an asian ching chong

wow, brian is so asian ching chong

by whitebetch116 July 15, 2018

BRIAN

Brian is the most handsome man in the world. Brian name means handsome, awesome and pro.

I am Brian because I am handsome. :)
Mr. Luceñara is handsome because his name is Brian. :P

by Invoker Lol July 31, 2017

brian

hypebeast, hot, great kisser, also in love with ASHLEY

brian the pornhub

by bryshley June 27, 2018

brian

aka thicc booty brian—a man who is on the path to enlightenment, the modern day messiah, who never skips soccer practice or leg day

film professor: ...and there is always one decent guy who keeps company with a bunch of assholes. common trope

student: hey, that’s like a brian i know irl!

by X Æ A-XII October 13, 2020

brian

Brian:
Verb- To be urinated on.

Person1- "I wish you'd brian all over me."
Person2- "Bitch, yo' siiick."

by SaraBlueee. July 30, 2008

Brian

A fat awkward retard with large, frequently very chapped, lips. Tends to wear glasses, and blink excessively and sporadically. Due to a low visual frame rate, they typically wave their arms very randomly when approached.Also has the rather unsanitary habit of putting already used tissues in their pockets, so they can use them later.They are an endangered species.

I tossed the football over to that Brian and he batted it away with his arm really stupidly.

by SWOL January 4, 2009