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ass or brains

ass or brains is another term for heads or tails - ass being tails and brains being heads.
ok were going to flip the coin .. call it .. ass or brains ?
by spitts mcman October 6, 2011
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goat brains

When a guy exposes only his nuts above the waistline of his pants.
A guy says,"Bro, Have you ever seen goat brains before?" (while holding the exposed nuts in one hand, and pointing with the other"
by Jason Spires April 19, 2004
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Upside down midget brains

When getting head from a midget, holding said midget upside down by their ankles while bobbing them up and down.
While trying to look up msn.com on William's computer, midget porn was lasted searched much to our surprise. After clicking the link to investigate, we frightfully discovered a full size man feverishly yanking the ankles of a girl midget while upside down giving this man head...quickly earning the name Upside down midget brains.
by Brown Ghost February 24, 2009
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shit-for-brains

Shit for brains actually come from the custom of Latvians who, at one time, used fecal matter to stuff a dead bodies crainial orifices before burial. This was an inexpensive method of getting rid of a lot of shit and saving a few bucks.
However, during WW2 GI Joes serving in Europe misunderstood the references and took it to mean an insult.
They began using the saying at home in the USA
Hey Gustov, you got shitska for brainskis? Please to be passing some over, I need for Uncle Batinov's funeral.
SHITSKA FOR BRAINSKIS translated: shit-for-brains.
by DEPTHCHRGR September 16, 2008
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texas brainshot

The act of shooting somebody or something in the ass.
- So what happened to him?
- Got the 'ole texas brainshot.
- Ah, that's a shitty way to go.
or
- How's yer hunting? Heard you got 'cha a biggun th'udder day.
- Yep, gave him the ole' texas brainshot.
or
- You score with <woman> last night?
- Yea, man... texas brainshot!
- Nice.
by Foxhawk September 6, 2008
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Brains

A hefty chunk of muscle & tissue that, over time, accumulation in your cranium. A large percentage of a certain anonymous school lacks this potentially deadly weapon called a brain. Brains come in many different shapes and colours but below is a short factual story about a boy, with a brain too big for his own good.

The master of all that is brain and over lord of his palace of coolitude is a extravagant individual of pure intelligence. His servants, Adam, Ben & Adrian residing forever by his side kept well under cover the true capability of his brain. His rough, pale skin and constant hyperventilation does not reflect the many ways in which this personality can be described in a word… cool. In the year 1990 a red headed woman, her energetic daughter and her specialized hairdressing other half, entered a substantially well built hospital in southern Mansfield just past the border to Sutton-in-Ashfield. As the family entered the ward a tense atmosphere rose as an abundance of collected ward nurses dropped their clipboards and dashed towards the struggling woman. They entered the theatre. A few hours after, exiting through two large main doors of the childbirth wing, immerged a family of 4. Thus a new era of righteousness was upon us. A new way of life was about to become reality. A path in which we could all follow was clearing. It was the birth of Shane.
XXX- Look its Shane.
YYY- Goddamn hes so... intelectual. I can almost feel his brains working from here.
XXX- Should we ask home about homework?
YYY- YOU CANT JUST WALK UP TO SHANE AND TALK TO HIM! Look theres Adam. We'll ask him to talk to shane for us.
by TOMMEE June 11, 2006
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brainsoup

1: The state of being suicidal; hatred towards life
2: Retarded; mentally challenged
Person1- Dude, you must have brainsoup.
Person2- Fuck you, man. *cries in corner*
Person3- Oh shit, look! The brainsoup is freaking.
Person4- Dudeeeee, awesome!
Person2- *dies*
by CattieCrunk March 26, 2009
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