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born again bastard

A Born Again bastard is someone who was born out of wedlock but who’s parents then marry.
Congrats, you’re now a born again bastard.
by MrsPez December 3, 2017
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born temple

Born Temple is actually the most disabled team in 2018
Damn dude, I heard that the guy in Ivory led Born Temple. What a fucking virgin.
by arkzyy March 13, 2018
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Born in a bowling shoe

This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.
Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.
by The Missouri Mudflap September 7, 2016
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nugget born

Someone who is really bad at everything in life and could potentially be born a nugget
Wow, she cant even write a single sentence, she MUST be a nugget born.
by NUGGET BORN July 30, 2016
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pussy born

The Pussy Born are an ancient Brotherhood of pussy destroyers (see tag box). They where chosen to eat all the pussy in the world. Normally, a Pussy Born allways has tons of girls around him.
Look at him and all his girls! He a Pussy Born!?
by JewelsHax February 4, 2017
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I wasn't born yesterday

A phrase meaning , please stop giving me advice, I know what I am doing.
Mother. Adrian go take a shower, then do your homework, not the other way round.

Adrian. Mother., I wasn't born yesterday, I will take a shower when I feel its appropriate.
by Sexydimma January 10, 2013
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A movement of people especially of teens who have had there fill of the world and are using black magic to defend themselves against the world and it's bullies.
by Judge dredd7 July 6, 2011
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