Stub-born

Term used to describe a baby that came out with one or multiple under-developed or completely missing limbs.

To my knowledge there’s probably more than one medical condition that causes an effect such as this but the main one I can find is Phocomelia.

“I’m sorry sir but your child came out stub-born”
“stub-born? what does that even mean?”
“It came out without any arms”
“what?”

by RandomGayLovecraftianHorror April 6, 2023

Born Again Bottom

When a gay man (who has primarily been a top most of their lives) has such a good experience getting fucked that they see a blinding light of inspiration from the heavens above to the point that they feel “born again”. They then pledge the rest of their existence towards being a TOTAL BOTTOM.

Big dick David got his BUSSY worked so good at the park last month that he’s totally lost interest in topping. Another top converted to being a BORN AGAIN BOTTOM.

by Strobesauce May 4, 2021

Borned

a retarded way of saying born

how were you borned?
its called born you stupid cunt

by mrmr dj42 May 23, 2017

first born baby

airbender fukkers that like to use eunuchs in heaven and claim them as their nymphs. once a nymph you get access to one of the hottest creations to have wild sex parties, and all else they dream up. after being a nymph you get to have aspect tutellege of the god or goddess and the god or goddess to look after you in your sojourning life.

Lucille is the goddess of lips, deuce's wild, and gambling. Maybe she'll snag a fuck with me if I show her I can really gamble. Lady luck, first born baby here am I!

by aromabinger June 4, 2023

Natural-Born American Citizen

I was born here. My mother and father were born here. My grandmother and grandfather were born here. My great-grandparents were born here.

Hym "I am a Natural-Born American Citizen. Elon is a mentally retarded South African. Deport him immediately. Send him back to Africa now."

by Hym Iam April 7, 2025

born sexy yesterday

A movie trope in which a female character has a child-like innocence, naivety, or intelligence while being an attractive, sexualized woman. This allows male characters to teach, dominate, and take care of the woman while being sexually attracted to her. This innocence means the character may make “sexy mistakes” like changing or bathing in front of the male lead while being unaware of her desirability. The best known example of this is Leeloo from The Fifth Element

I wanted to see Poor Things, but apparently Emma Stone is just a born sexy yesterday.

by Madam Pond February 6, 2024

I-Wish-My-Daughter-Was-Never-Born Guy part 2

Which brings me to his baby mama (who looks like the miniature version of the fat schizophrenic I worked with). She probably pegged his butthole. She was real adamant about pegging his butthole and after they broke up he asked me if I would let someone peg my butthole. Probably because he felt stupid for letting her peg his butthole and dump him. I said no. He accuses every white person who doesn’t suck his dick of being a racist but he only associates with white people. Strange. He accuses me of not doing anything and then immediately contradicts himself by saying that I’m not getting paid for it. Which is it? Am I doing something and not getting paid for it or am I not doing anything? But as a literal stalker who has a fat cock but still has to fuck ugly people. He still considers himself morally superior. In spite of the fact that he has no purported values or beliefs. What will his daughter inherit? Not either of those things. His low IQ? Her mother’s Bipolar disorder? Women can’t have fat cocks so that was off the table at birth. He does all this because he thinks he’s doing what I’m doing but, like you other idiots, IT’S NOT THE SAME. If you have this guy play basketball against Lebron James they’re both playing basketball but... are they really doing the same thing? No. Obviously not. And that’s the issue. He thinks he’s better than he is.

I-Wish-My-Daughter-Was-Never-Born Guy part 2

You need to stop talking shit because I’m better than you. I don’t need to stop talking shit also because I’m better than you. See how that works? Me being better then you makes what we’re doing not the same thing. He says I made him look like a retard in that monologue about him that Anthony Mackie said was “powerful” but the reality is: you are a retard. Shut up retard. You are bad at everything you do. I am good at... ALSO EVERYTHING YOU DO. I have more accomplishments than you will ever have. He quoted Jordan Peterson the other day. How are you going to quote the guy who quotes ME and then say “I don’t have the right to talk about peoples intelligence”!? I’m being cited by PhDs and Politicians. The most compelling villains of the last 10 years are all just ME! And I wrote the highest rated season of one of his favorite shows! How am I not doing anything!? He needs me to not be doing anything. He’s aware of all of this. He needs me to not be doing anything because if I’m doing something than I am better than him. He won’t be able to live in denial anymore. And that and pills and weed is what he needs to get through the day. The only thing good his hero Joe Rogan would have to say about him is that he takes care of his kid. Be even he would still have to ignore the fact that it’s a crime for him to NOT take care of his kid and he would have to be unaware of the fact that HE WISHES HIS DAUGHTER WAS NEVER BORN!”

by Hym Iam November 3, 2022