grapefruit bowling

when you and your bros go out to the old town road with a bunch of grapefruits and accelerate to 55+ mph and roll the grapefruit out the window causing the grapefruit to explode into a citrus cloud. Must be done in a small enough car to lean out the window and bowl

Man: "hey bro, lets go grapefruit bowling"

by williehunt September 14, 2019

faglet bowling

The act (sports event) of going to a wave pool and riding an inner tube into a crowd of little faggots knocking over as many as possible. Since they usually hang out in packs of ten around the shallow end of the pool, this makes it easy to gather speed and knock many over without losing too much momentum. Doesn't work with little straight kids because they usually smarten up and move to another area of the pool after a couple of strikes, leaving the path to the fag "pins" unhindered.

Watch out im going faglet bowling

by Nigglet Bowling November 27, 2019

Hairy bowling ball

A coconut 🥥

Brad: What is a hairy bowling ball?

Me: A coconut?

by EpicFireLess November 8, 2021

Jidion's bowling average

Jidion's bowling average is 280. The way he achieves such a high average is by being Him.

Andrew- Do you know Jidion's bowling average?
Richard- Yeah, it's 280.
Andrew- Damn, Jidion must be Him!

by SoRaHF May 25, 2022

bowling

When a female rubs her breast against another females vagina in an up and down motion which can lead to orgasm.

Sally was bowling on Jane last night and gave her an orgasm.

by OJProductions August 18, 2006

Dry Bowling

The act of getting ready to shit but first flushing the toilet and waiting until there's little or no water in the bowl, then dropping your turd. The object is to get the timing so that you have the smallest amount of bowl water possible when the turd hits and thus leave a bigger shit streak when the turd is eventually flushed. This is usually done as a competition to see who can make the biggest shit streak.

Dude, I would have ruled last night when we were dry bowling if I hadn't had the damn hershey squirts.

by texskier November 22, 2009

rice bowling

Hogging all the good tasks at work. This person usually takes on tasks and responsibilities that he/she perceives will bring them recognition, or doesn't require them to get off their ass.

Jimmy is always rice bowling the good projects. He never takes on any shit work.

by GNEAT March 4, 2010