We’re everyone one needs to eat just blueberry popsicles or else you’ll be sentence to death so have fun .
by Kaiden Paul Shawyer hi Elias September 02, 2021
The act of gathering seagull feces, proceeding to melt (via microwave) and actively use as lubricant during an eyes wide shut sex orgy.
Edit: also the name of a type of hot drink at your nearby 7/11
Edit: also the name of a type of hot drink at your nearby 7/11
Woah man, that white chocolate blueberry crumble steamer last night took hours to wash off post climax!
by Dinardi January 07, 2021
A 2 day long process where the first day a girl sucks your dick until you're about to nut then stops so you get blue balls, then the next day that same girl fucks your blue dick until you creampie her
by ohdaddyharder November 05, 2020
by mathistp March 01, 2021
Is when your significant other hasn’t given you booty for awhile so you take your blue balls and put them in their mouth while before the wake up
My old lady hadn’t given me any booty in awhile and she gave me blue balls last night, so I gave her a blueberry morning
by Atothez December 17, 2021
When a man takes frozen blueberries and shoves them up his ass then waits 30-45 minutes and then shits the now soft and mushy blueberries in two or more people's mouths. The two+ people then eat the "blueberry mix" after they swallow the "mix" they will then throw this up in to a pie crust and feed it to an unaware crowd.
BBF for short.
past tenses: BBFed Blueberry Fested.
BBF for short.
past tenses: BBFed Blueberry Fested.
Dude, those people over there just got blueberry fested.
UHH, thats gross how they are unaware of what just happened.
UHH, thats gross how they are unaware of what just happened.
by Daniel Tosh.0 May 24, 2010
When you tea bag someone and fart up their nose and try and pull your balls out their mouth before they bite them
by Gator Bator June 19, 2025