stinky butthole

Something you say when you want to sound like a retard. It’s used to describe just about anything. Yell out stinky butthole any time.

Man, John smells like a stinky butthole.

by M-dog October 29, 2019

hickory smoked horse buttholes

Something great to have as an appetizer at your next dinner party.

Basically self explanatory.


Used in the episodes of Dr. Tran.

"I think you really suck and you should just like go die."

"Oh really? Well, you're a stupid little bitch."

"Umm, did anyone ever tell you you're a really BIG cockface?"

"Go eat some hickory smoked horse buttholes."

by poopy bunghole August 12, 2008

Butthole Cat

Big ol buttholes that roll around on oatmeal wheels with xray glasses and screams like a cat.

Man that person is being such a Butthole Cat

by Snaggle Fraggle April 12, 2008

outie butthole

When you have a butthole that protrudes outward much like an outie bellybutton would. Often time, the butthole skin is long and flabby like excess skin protruding out from between the butt cheeks.

"Dude, I was fucking some dude, and he totally had an outie butthole, and he made me chew on it like a piece of beef jerky! I came so hard."

"I really enjoy it when some hot chick with DD's sucks lovingly on my long flabby outie butthole!"

"Like OMG Vanessa bent over in the locker room, and I totally saw her outie butthole it was so GROSS!"

"This beautiful summer breeze is causing my gorgeous outie butthole to flap wildly in the wind. Just beckoning for someone to come and suck on it..."

"I use special anus cleanser to properly cleanse my outie butthole skin with a Q tip."

by Randy F. April 1, 2014

The Butthole Surfers

~noun~ One of the greatest bands ever. I like them almost more than cheese and ice cream. Songs include : My Brother's Wife, Let's Talk About Cars, and The Lord is a Monkey. Get their cd, doesn't matter which one, or you will DIE in seven days.... no joke.

Dude I have the Electriclarryland cd and it makes me feel happy and all warm inside when I listen to it....

by AshleyAkaTheCoolestBitchThisSideofCompton November 28, 2004

cheesy butthole

1. the act of losing ones butthole virginity without planning on it and without complaining.

dude, my friend jace was fucking rachel the other day and out of nowhere started giving her a cheesy butthole.. he said all she did was turn red and brace through the whole sesh. she was totally an ass virgin.

by dedman December 22, 2010

Fingering My Butthole

A phrase used to describe a lack of activity.

"Hey John, what are you up to?"
"Eh, Fingering My Butthole."

by Charles the Sound February 27, 2008