Bitch lasagna

Bitch lasagna is a sexc ladie that won't send Bob and Vagene even after you asked nicely

That bitch lasagna Won't send me any Bob even though I call her sexc lik rain God

by Titty meat October 18, 2017

Pick me ass bitch

A person who begs for the attention, acceptance and approval of a certain group in different things they say. In most case, it's to attain the attention, acceptance and approval of the opposite sex.

Woman: *lives her best life*

Pick Me ass bitch: "I don't drink, smoke, or have sex with random people like all the other females out there. Guess men only go for hoes instead of real women. I'm not like other girls..."

by Lroca February 9, 2020

Life's a Bitch

1) A phrase used after an unpleasant or unfortunate event. Used to describe the way that life jumps out and bites you in the ass at an inconvenient time. Usually many negative events have happened in a short amount of time to make the user say this phrase.

2) Also used to show sympathy to a friend who the shit has happened to.

1) Shannon is pulled over by the police for a seat belt violation and realizes as he asks for her drivers license that her purse has been stolen. Shannon now receives a ticket for her seat belt and one for driving without a license. Shannon then might say "Life's a bitch."

2) Your friend: "I just got fired and my girlfriend left me."

You: "Life's a bitch."

by bookkeepper123 October 11, 2011

Lucky son of a bitch

Phrase used to express envy over a (usually male) friend’s good fortune

James: Yo, Dick! I just had a threesome with the two hottest cheerleaders behind those bleachers!
Richard: Lucky son of a bitch!

by UgLy BiRdMaNN October 9, 2017

Stuck up bitch

Very fake and thinks she/he is better than you with her/his new friends and they is just a fucking bitch

Vanessa is a stuck up bitch I can't stand her most of the time

by Babyluv123 November 7, 2019

community bitch

A person who caters to the community's will. Ask them any favor and they surely will do it. Often waggles hand saying "hilarus" and tries to hide the fact they are gay by making up stories of experience with the opposite sex.

Jake: Get me some water cb

Community Bitch: Thats hilarus Jake! Nice ass! (gets the water)

Jake: spills water on ground and says get me some more

by phillipcardella22 October 3, 2009

Bitch Made

The typical name of a coward. Someone who is bitch made is a snitch and a bitch pretty much combined.

When Jayden threatened to fight Dallas, he turned out to be bitch made and contacted Jayden´s mother.

by Eugene hunter 23 March 10, 2017