the child that the put up on posters to make people say,"oh dear jebus! im going to start taking birth control so that doesn't end up poping out of me."
"you are the poster child for birth control."
by bhrome April 05, 2004
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Birth Control Poster Boy

Kids who dont belong on the face of the earth and appear on birth control commercials
Eric Fishel should be a Birth Control Poster Boy because hes so fuckin ugly and half-retarded looking
by True to my Roots July 08, 2003
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Irish birth control

Having strictly anal sex with your partner because you can't afford another child
Me and the misses are on the

Irish birth control
by Jiuken Stef September 25, 2022
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European Birth Control

To have sex with a woman, raw dog, with them under the presumption that your name is real...when in reality it is a false name. This is used in case the woman becomes pregnant...hence the baby wouldn't be yours.
"Dude you had sex with that slut...and she got pregnant! What are you going to do!!!!"

"No sweat, I used European Birth Control."
by long hand luke April 30, 2010
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When a dude does NOT penetrate his virgin girlfriend, but, shoots his load onto her pussy, it does, on rare occasion, result in Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth.
Why did you shoot your load onto her pussy? That was stupid. Now you've had a case of Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth, and you never even fucked her.

No dude, we've got a bunch of TV interviews starting tonight. We're gonna be rich and famous!
by Thomas Flathill March 22, 2009
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simply the best comeback in any situation ever
Gilbert: Go touch yourself
Drew: Shut up you after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck
Gilbert: ................
by me myself and maybe I? September 04, 2010
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Give birth to baby jesus

Backing out a huge turd, the type that leaves you breathless afterwards
I just gave birth to baby jesus, felt like heaven afterwards

Gotta go, need to give birth to baby jesus
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