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Balloon Fish

A fish that when born is instantly filled with helium from it's helios gland that makes it float up and fly out of the water due to being unable to breathe it dies and explodes it then releases millions of eggs which will hatch after a week and suffer the same fate.

Balloon Fish offspring are a exact clones of their parent.

If by chance the balloon fish is kept alive longer than a year nuclear fusion will occur inside it's Aurum (a special organ that only the balloon fish has) and gold will be produced which weighs down the fish so it can survive.
The Balloon Fish never got to produce the gold it needed to survive.
by #SaveTheBalloonFish November 4, 2013
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Bill O'Reilly

1. Anyone who invites another person into an argument, just to tell the other person they're wrong and shit all over their opinion.

2. Someone, usually older and unattractive, who sexually harasses co-workers but is far too vital to a company to be dismissed. Eventually he or she is fired, but only after the damage is already done.
1. She may have been a socialist, but she became a real Bill O'Reilly when I shared my alternative point of view.

2. Person 1: Remember that old creepy guy in the company meeting last month? The one who was hitting on all young female workers, to no avail?
Person 2: Oh yeah, that was Bill O'Reilly. He's been doing that for years, but he's brought in so many clients that the company overlooked it. They finally fired him last week, but only after 6 lawsuits.
by mad5793 May 28, 2017
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Bellophile

Those nice people that like war

(from latin bellum, war, like belligerent)
the world is ruled by Bellophiles

(Sting - Another Day)
by aboriginal facts May 7, 2018
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balloon pet

I beat up her balloon pet with my tongue
by NutraMorph August 13, 2019
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Balloon Battle

The game mode in Mario Kart in which you have to pop your opponents balloons attached to their karts and use strategic items to win.
person 1 - I bet I can beat you in balloon battle

person 2 - you’re on!

-8 minutes later-

person 2 - *gets hit by a red shell*
by andwhomightyoube February 26, 2020
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Bello

If you have this last name, I want to be your best friend. Bello's are literally amazing, I've only met one in like Grade Eight and they were so kind. I regret losing contact with them.
The Bello girl: How are you doing? How are you feeling? Wanna get food? Should we play something?

Me: I'm good, thanks for asking I guess?
by jasmine yUh February 17, 2022
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Ballon D’Or Mentality

Elite way of thinking that leads to dominating the opponent.
Adrian: Bro I went on an absolute bender last night and I lost my soul! But I aced the exam the next day!

Gabe: Brooo you have the Ballon D’Or mentality!
by Eatspeedrecords October 10, 2022
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