beached whale

a female, whose body closely resembles that of a beached sperm whale.

i can't believe you slept with that beached whale. i.e. Leah

by luke detty May 13, 2005

Bitchell

A term of endearment. Used to show people named Mitchell, that you love them very much.

Friend: BITCHELL! :)

Mitchell: Awe, I love you too bro!

by mrman4 October 7, 2011

boot hole in a beached whale carcass

An extrememly overwieght woman's vagina.

That chick was sooo fat, her cooze looked like someone kicked a boot hole in a beached whale carcass.

by Big Richard May 31, 2005

Mount Bachelor Academy

A co-ed boarding school located in the middle of the Ochoco National Forest 1 and 1/2 hours outside of Prineville, Oregon. Stemmed from a cult, it brainwashes its' students who have been deemed as "youth at risk," by putting them in a room for 2-4 days and playing songs by Neil Diamond and Cyndi Lauper for hours straight while yelling at them. An oppressive, fascist environment where you sell out your friends to get ahead. The individual staff there are either inconsistent, power-hungry ass holes or nice and can't think for themselves, and allow themselves to be pushed around by the more dominant staff, eventually getting fired, or become another power-hungry staff.

Guy: Do you attend Mount Bachelor Academy?Girl: Yeah, I go to MBA. Why?Guy: Oh, so were you there for drugs, sex, or violence?Girl: All three, and for disrespect and dropping out of high school.

by Zoeboey March 19, 2009

Bachelor Job

anything done in the following manners:

1. lazily
2. half-assedly
3. boot-leggedly
4. any combination of the three.

1. Bob didn't want to shower before the party so he put deodorant on his unwashed armpits. It was a Bachelor Job.

2. Jerry couldn't hack mowing the whole yard so he just mowed what his neighbors could see. It was a Bachelor Job.

3. Tom's wall had a hole in it so he stuffed his shirt into the cavity. It was a Bachelor Job.

4. Bob, Jerry and Tom are doing a great Bachelor Job on the b-ball hoop. I love how Bob is just sitting there, how Jerry painted a triangle instead of a square, and how Tom fashioned a rim from wire hangers. What a bunch of idiots.

by BlueCollarRocker September 12, 2009

Bitched

A term to describe one's eyes when high as fuck on weed and redder than the Devil's dank.

My eyes are sooooooo bitched, guy.

by Carsizzle December 25, 2010

Biach

Heather "Stumpy" Mills; former wife of Beatle Paul McCartney and unstable nut job.

"Heather Mills is a one-legged psychotic biach!"

by David Vogler November 5, 2006