Bedazzled loneliness

A single person, without any romantic interest, who owns a pet as a means of attempting to quell the void within.

Look at that old lady, out with her dog. She's just flaunting her bedazzled loneliness to the world for others to see.

by Swiftyoldboy June 29, 2024

Bedazzlepuss

When her vagina has a 2 carat clot sequined lips glitter and smell like dryer sheets

Omfg did you see Ava’s bedazzlepuss blinged the fuck out last night I was ready to purpose

by Mork hiemen July 27, 2024

Beazle

Anything good. People who're hyperaware and who rhink.

This is so Beazlecore

by The Beazles February 15, 2026

Beazey

1) An expression of approval, admiration, or agreement, often indicating something is effortless stylish, perfectly executed, or has a fierce vibe.

2) Sometimes used as a command or term of reassurance, likely owing to it's similarity to a contraction of "be easy", i.e, relax, chill, don't worry.

1) Did you see her new fit? Damn, that was beazey!

2) Yo, I don't know if we are going to be ready for the party tonight. -Beazey, Bro. I got it covered.

by Dr P. November 17, 2025

The Beazles

Pop punk band that originated in Orlando, FL during the late 1990's. Originally named "Flacid", their sound was best described as Screeching Weasel meets NOFX with a dash of Pennywise. While their performances were usually small, they were always intense; fueled by liquor and narcotics. The whereabouts of The Beazles three founding members are currently unknown.

The Beazles all shit themselves during their show last night.

by Richard Payne November 10, 2006

killapubus benazoide

a fairly new disease that has just been categorized in the middle east and is only spread by bacteria that form on the pubic region of sexually active males and females. Thus, resulting in infection and inflammation of the pubic area. If not treated this disease will spread rapidly and will perish most in about 5-7 days. Symptoms of this consist of uncontrollable pubis growth, decrease in size of a males penis, and or inflammation of the penis or vagina.

"I had sex with ackmeds camel the other day and I think I have killapubus benazoide. I need to contact the village officials."

by alkamela January 3, 2008

the bedazzler

a sexual act where one ejaculates on a person and subsequently sparkles the man-batter by throwing a handful of glitter; thus rendering the individual bedazzled.

I bedazzled that ho!
Dude, I just bedazzled some chick in the back of party city!
I bedazzled her till she looked like a Christmas tree ornament!
I am the bedazzler!
When she looked in the mirror and saw the glitter she realized she was a victim of the bedazzler.

by monster cookie May 10, 2014