Beverage of the Gods

If thou dost consider thyself unfit to ascend to the divine realm, then we advise thee to abstain from ingesting this concoction.
For the most dauntless and daring of souls, I shall deploy the recipe for this u̶n̶holy cocktail of cocktails:

First, thou shalt combine strawberry jam with barbecue sauce, and this beverage shall be called Strabeque.
Then thou shalt combine milk and Pepsi in a likewise manner to create Pilk, and thou shalt do the same with Sprite and Nyquil to form Lean. And ramen shall likewise be added to gasoline to concoct Gamen.

Then shall the Strabeque and Pilk be combined to be as one, and it shall be called Strabequpilk, as the Nyquil and the Lean shall be mixed together to form Leagamen.

And finallyl thou shalt combine Strabequpilk with Leagamen to concoct the prized Beverage of the Gods.

Everyone on YouTube is far too cowardly to try the true Beverage of the Gods. They all omit the gasoline or replace it with another fluid.

by Bbb23’s left testicle June 4, 2025

Bever

The phrase originates when a user meant to type "never" but made a typing error. A cow VTuber named Crelly first used the phrase. Crelly made the typing error while replying to the clipper baggypantsman about "freeing his rod," as the phrase is now a permanent reminder of how much Crelly fumbles.

Crelly: who want me
baggypantsman: free my rod
Crelly: bever
Crelly: fuck
baggypantsman: ?

by chillinmatcha September 2, 2025

cold beverages

a cold can of beer or cold homo dick wit fungis

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

A Beverly

When you have gone three or more days without shaving your pubes, You have a "Beverly" Goin' on.

I Really have "a beverly" Goin' On, I need to shave my pubes.

Or

Lets fuck after you shave that "Beverly".

by Bobbythelion December 9, 2010

hot beverage

when a man is about to cum and the girl pours a hot beverage on his penis

man 1: Dude, she gave me a hot beverage last, she grabbed my coffee off the night stand it was beautiful

man 2: Ah yeah thats hot

by handijacked November 7, 2013

laurence beveridge

Singer and guitarist for the English band Fearless Vampire Killers. Also wrote the book 'Ruple & Evelyn'

Laurence Beveridge is both a writer and musician.

by FrankToMyGerard January 3, 2015

Bohemian Beverly Hills

Area of NE LA- Mt. Washington, Eagle Rock, Highland Park that has become a enclave of bohemian artists looking to get away from the high rents of Silver Lake, WeHo and Santa Monica.

Just as Baldwin Park is known as the Black Beverly Hills, NE Los Angeles is the Bohemian Beverly Hills.

by avant/chi fan January 17, 2015