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uncle beaner

uhn-col bee-ner; noun; the epitomy of lazy shit, otherwise known as a balding, fat, old man who rejects good looking women, to ejaculate on adams apples in Acuna.
" Hey that Uncle Beaner just turned down that hot blonde and went home with that fat chick from the donkey show,I think her name is Hector?"
by zuesbeans October 24, 2006
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Ridin' Beaner

Ridin' Beaner means to have all the passangers in your car ride in the front and have no one in the backseat
Me, Jose, and Paco were Ridin' Beaner last night
by YeagerBOMB April 4, 2007
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Hot Bernard

When you do a girl doggy style, call your dog to have it come pee on her face. Usually the dog is drunk to lower its inhibitions.
I took that girl from the bar back to my place and one thing led to another. She sure was surprised when Sparky gave her a Hot Bernard!
by Chapo Rouge July 27, 2010
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San Bernardino

An urban Wild West in California. People here live far below the poverty line. Don’t go here. All that can be seen is meth labs, mullets, and tweakers. San Bernardino is also one of the most dangerous cities in California. It is also hot as hell here.
I got shanked by some tweakers yesterday in San Bernardino
by Southbayshake September 9, 2020
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Beaner weiner

The small uncircumsized penis on a person. Namely one of Spanish or Latin decent. But can be used for any male typically a Mexican that is not legal.
Hey Janet how was last night with Francisco?

Ennhhh not soo good the guy has a beaner weiner.

Ohh sorry at least he looks good in a cowboy hat and oversized belt buckle
by Jahn mccool March 2, 2010
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Snow Beaner

A person of native Alaskan (inuit, eskimo) decent living in the lower 48 states looking like a mexican, or puerto rican or whereever the latinos in the area are from
My family's not from mexico. We're from Fairbanks. I'm a snow beaner. We came over the other border.
by Jcan1969 April 8, 2011
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Bernarding it

When you wear your hair parted down the middle and you look like a french man named Bernard.
Tracy, you are definitely "Bernarding it" right now, put your part to the side!
by Catwoman28 November 30, 2010
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