Toolish Behavior

An act that is completely absurd, something that only a tool would do.

Guy 1: Is that guy really trying to show off his six-pack?

Guy 2: Toolish behavior, thats what it is.

by Datson December 9, 2008

browser beating

Spending an inordinate amount of time surfing the net.

Dude you've on the computer for 48 hours. Stop browser beating and get some air!

by lordjulius May 17, 2009

Panhandling Behavior

Murdering someone close to you with no expectation of getting away with it.

Don’t go to that part of Florida, there’s been a lot of panhandling behavior over that way.

by MissJF May 17, 2018

the devil is beatin his wife

slang term for weather condition when it is raining and the sun is shining at the same time

Jack and Jill walk outside:
Jack: Looks like the devil is beatin his wife.
Jill: Yea I think its so pretty when its raining and the sun is shining at the same time.

by shellfacenb11 December 3, 2010

Tsk Tsk Behaviour

When your boyfriend says some dumb shit

Wow babe I don't approve of this tsk tsk behaviour

by NewWords.org January 14, 2020

Normal Human Behaviour

The irrational fear of confetti. Those with decency and rationale fear confetti. When ever confetti is seen the thoughts “this will never be fully cleaned” and “the person who will have to clean this will have a hellacious day”. People with a conscience do not use confetti not only as it makes them uncomfortable but because they care about others. People who say they like confetti are foolish, dumb, stupid, idiotic, contumelious, pretentious, ostentatious among other things but should not be hated due to the high possibility they have an underlying mental illness. Confetti is sin. Confetti is hell. It is not worth your salvation.

Wow. He uses confetti, quite disgruntling.
She likes confetti?? Disgusting

I heard he is a Normal Human Being and exhibits Normal Human Behaviour . What an example of how to behave.

by JustinTheWanker December 28, 2021

Non NPC Behavior

Non NPC Behavior (NNPCB) is a type of behavior that is abnormal or irregular, used to describe people who act out of the ordinary.

Did you see that guy randomly roaring? That is Non NPC Behavior.
The students at the school engage in Non NPC Behavior by vandalizing school lockers.

by Urbanium Dictionarium May 10, 2022