Beelzebud

Deathly potent weed, known to cause retardation if used in excess

Larry smoked so much Beelzebud that he has to wear a diaper to sleep now

by tulipsniper November 13, 2007

pizza bagel bite

best thing in this world

oh nom nom, pizza bagel bite

by 123lmnop December 30, 2009

Beelzebub

All previous definations invalid due to not knowing my mother-in-law. Evil incarnate. Essence of all that is despised and hated. Soul sucking, demonic possessing, revoker of liberty.

As SHE walked into the room the air was pulled from my lungs and I was left with only a lingering corrosive putrid smell. At that point I recalled countless books I read about the last moments of death. This would eventually be my last patriotic thought. My body tensed with muscles no longer capable of carrying hope. What is was hope anyway? My soul should have been hers but it was actually HERS. Then it was final, SHE had become my mother in law. Is there redemption in hell? Beelzebub offers none.

by SKAAA December 25, 2006

Beelz

Short for Beelzebub, AKA the Devil or Satan, according to a song by Stephen Lynch titled by the same name.

My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz!

by hotbuddha October 14, 2005

Stud Bagel

Like a Stud Muffin, only Jewish

Dude, your wife is a babe, You must be a real Stud Bagel

by Sgt. I.M. Nobody January 17, 2009

wang bagel

a bagel that one uses to pleasure themself

I lost my wang bagel yesterday. This has been the dullest weekend ive had in a while.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

Jew Bagel

The 13th bagel in a bakers dozen.

Dude you got the jew bagel!

by Captain Awesomo November 6, 2009