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beeper

An adjective used to convey an idea of something becoming outdated or old. This is an expression that would constantly evolve and as technological advances are found, it is likely that the word "cell phone" could take its place.

Before the advent of Blackberries and cellphones we had beepers also known as pagers. These primitive devices allowed one to receive a call and be notified that someone was trying to reach them. The beeper would display the phone number that the person trying to reach you wanted to be called back at.

Beepers were an amazing excuse for lazy people. It was like a cell phone with a built-in excuse. Nowadays you miss a call, you know you gotta call the other person back cause the phone is obviously with you. WIth a beeper it was like, "Oh shit man, couldn't get in touch with you. Got the page but there wasn't a phone around and I didn't have change for the pay-phone. (Read, I don't want to talk to your freak ass)."
Tom: Molly never knows about all the new things the world comes up with.

Deshawn: Truf, man. She is some major beeper status when it comes to technology.
by SquirrellyNinja May 30, 2006
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beaverburp

Air in the vagina that is released by a good fucking.
I love the way that beaverburp sounded as I pulled my cock out of her tight pussy.
by MJPDII August 6, 2003
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Beaver Humping Moose Jockey

Canadian fellow

"Whats this all aboot eh?"

American dude

"Rawr! A Beaver humping moose jockey! I mean Canadians!"

Dear Canada,

You can have Avril Lavigne and Celine Dion back. Please.

Your friends,

America
by MOooseMunch March 3, 2010
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Beaver Milk

The aromatic and slippery juices produced and excreted by the human vagina as an aid to lubrication prior to insertion of the penis or digits.
Her cunt was just oozing beaver milk once I started to tongue her clitoris.
by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006
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beemer

A common misspelling of the nickname bimmer for BMWs.
1: "I wish I had a beemer!"
2: "It's bimmer, you idiot."
by rsx May 2, 2004
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skeever beaver

A vagina that is absurdly dirty, abused, sloppy, and loose.
Yo, I bet Angelina Jolie has a skeever beaver.
by Jumoma June 3, 2006
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beaver deceiver

A homosexual man who flies beneath a woman's gaydar, and thus appears staight.
Marisa thought she was gonna hookup last night, but the guy turned out to be a beaver deceiver.
by Ben Hawks December 14, 2008
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