beacher

When a turd is so big that half of it is in the water and half of it is stuck out on the dry part of the toilet....like a beached whale.

Hey Jeremy come check out this fat beacher i just dropped in the toilet.

by Brent Mixon May 6, 2006

beached

Beached: short for beached whale; is a person known for excessive lying, obviously untrue and arrogant statements (i.e. 'I'm just one of those people that's good at everything'), and general beachedness. They will lie upon the beach of life for eternity.

Why does that kid suck at everything?' 'Don't mind him he's just beached as shit.

by WilliamEKennedy August 18, 2010

Waukegan Municipal Beach

The Waukegan Municipal Beach is located at 201 Sea Horse Drive, Waukegan, Illinois 60085 (north of Chicago, Illinois). The beach is open daily from 6 A.M. to 9 P.M. and is free to residents of Waukegan, Illinois and $20.00 to non-residents of Waukegan, Illinois on weekends. The Waukegan Municipal Beach features one mile of sand along with some of the only remaining natural dunes in the Lake County, Illinois area. Recreational activities include swimming, sunbathing, picnicking, and sand volleyball. Also, open sand area gives the opportunity to play beach soccer, beach football, and other sports and activities. There is a concession stand open everyday from 10 A.M. to 9 P.M. There are no lifeguards on duty at this facility and swimming should be done so at your own risk.

I'm going to the Waukegan Municipal Beach to swim.

I'm going to tan at the Waukegan Municipal Beach.

by Waukegan Municipal Beach August 3, 2011

Long Beach Island

The best place in the WORLD. One of the only great places that is completely AUTHENTIC. Beats anywhere else by FAR--Cape Cod, Nantucket, Martha's Vineyard, Point Pleasant, the Hamptons don't even come close. Cool people, hot lifeguards and surfers, hot girls, not to mention Bruce Springsteen (patron saint of the Jersey Shore), the BEST BAGELS...Fantasy Island, Bay Village, Beach Haven, everywhere that has a bike lane....

Heaven!

"Hey, do you want to come down to the shore this weekend?"

"Well, my family's going to the Cape--"

"Dude, my family's going to Long Beach Island."

"Of course I'll come...I just have to get out of it..."

"That's what I thought."

by jerseygrl2 December 26, 2008

Pompano Beach High

The only reason Pompano Beach High School has any students is because of no school on Fridays.

Teachers show up drunk, sleep with students, and do drugs in their cars.

Favoritism over students is a definite.

Most kids who attend make attempts at being "ghetto" but fail miserably.

"Let's go to Pompano Beach High School!"
"Yeah, they have Fridays off!"

by ValjeanMarguriet August 20, 2008

Vagina beach

A beach near Cooter, LA (i'm fucking serious) that, from an airplane, looks like the female reproductive system.

Uniformed Shlub: DUDE! Where are you going for spring break
Me: VAGINA BEACH!
{short pause}
Shlub: Aren't we all.........

by Reesezizow July 29, 2005

Solana Beach

best place to live, great beaches, low tourist count unlike ENC or Del Mar or Carmel Valley. LOTS of drugs, both fun and dangerous. couple hot chicks, couple chillas, home to steve o and his friends known as "xyz". if ur ever in SB, take a trip to the xyz house, they'll be sure to greet u with a 40 and a tattoo.

i wouldn't want to live anywhere else besides Solana Beach, whoever disagrees smokes rocks or likes police officers, cuz theres none of them here aswell. come find me if u dont agree.

by Alex Odegard October 9, 2007