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beating a dead horse

an act of sexual perversion combining bestiality, necrophilia and sado-mashocism.
A government study was funded to study various sexual perversions: sado-masochism, necrophilia and bestiality. The study was soon halted however ... the researchers decided they were just beating a dead horse.
by Figleaf23 January 4, 2009
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Beaning

The act of inserting baked, kidney or mungo beans into another person's anus, following by them farting them out with force, then eating them. A popular sexual practice amongst homosexuals.
Hey Gary, fancy a beaning tonight?
by Popsicle polly February 24, 2018
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Polar Bearing

When a group of males form a circle and have an inflatable polar bear animal, and to fill it they must all ejaculate into it until it is completely filled. After the polar bear is inflated with semen the person who ejaculated the least amount will be required to belly flop onto it causing to burst semen all over their chest.
Man 1: what did you do last friday?
Man 2: Craig, Jeff, Steve, and I went Polar bearing it was super fun!
Man 1: THAT'S AWESOME YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED ME!
by olivercloseoff69 September 2, 2014
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Beaking

When a male with a nose of rather large proportions inserts it into an orifice, such as, and not limited to; an anus, vagina, mouth, ect. Generally it's pulled in and out much like the penis during intercourse.
Arthur told me he was beaking Angie last month at Wal-Mart, but he got too shy and ran off in the middle of it.
by Eroticus Maximus January 27, 2010
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beating the dead goat

jering it right after u just jerked it
"I was watching this porno and i beat it and then they did it up the ass so i ended up beating the dead goat."
by General Schwartzkopf January 13, 2008
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Corn Beefing

The act of squashing a friend or random victim, through the same means as a pile on, against the floor or fence so when the person tries to say "i can't breathe" it sounds like "Corn Beef".
During break time at school in the tennis courts you and your friends pick on your victim and rush them, squashing them against the fence. As they try to inform you that they "can't breathe" it comes out as "corn beef". Therefore resulting in the "corn beefing" being completed
by Melissa Otis June 11, 2009
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Beating

The act of feeding continuously throughout a prolonged period of time. Usually involving solid food, but not limited to it.
Continuously doing something involves the term "been doing".
Feeding usually brings to mind "eating".
"been" + "eating" = "beating".

Origin of term:
Legendary members of E46Fanatics.com, neil1138 and Gheybe, created this term during a late night talk over Facebook Chat.
Gheybe: "Hey Neil. I think you are pretty awesome."
Neil: "What is this shenanigans?"
Gheybe: "hahahah
i dont know
wanted to annoy you
how are you man?"
Neil: "hungry
need food naow"
Gheybe: "i KNOWWWW same here
i dont know why"
Neil: "otherwise I'm good"
Gheybe: "ive beating 3 digiornos tonight"
by PrinceShagswell July 5, 2010
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