battery autonomous future

The trend in recent "innovations" where the main focus is powering something with a battery (usually a large lithium-ion battery), turning something into an autonomous pod, or a combination of both. The thing that's being innovated usually works better without a battery or operated by a human being. Coined by Justin Rozniak on the Well There's Your Problem podcast.

"dude, did you hear about the new thing Elon Musk came up with? He's going to move people underground using battery-powered autonomous pods!"

"Bro istg we're heading into the battery autonomous future'

by theryrover360 April 3, 2024

battery

someone who spends all of their energy doing literally nothing all day

"he literally is such a battery he needs a job"

by jacushfan900 April 27, 2025

Battery Babes

Another term for the Drumline to be called Battery Babes the drumline must vote and have the majority of the members agree. Battery Babes are always amung the most elite of drumlines

The Kennedy drumline filled with Battery Babes!
Why does the Jefferson drumline have no Battery Babes?

by ScottyBoi67 August 4, 2019

poundland battery

To be of very little energy and seemingly useless

Jack “I see that lazy bastard has turned up to work today”
Steve “yea I know! He’s as much use as a Poundland battery”

by Tomfoolery80 January 3, 2020

Battery peel

to make a powerbank using human skin for the outside

I was too lazy to go to the store for a powerbank so I cut of my arm and battery peeled.

by bruhsoupandyo December 1, 2022

Apples battery

YES FINALLY ITS CHARG- oh its gone

Hey guys my apples battery just died within 2 milliseconds

by sadawdfasfq3tgrsghsag March 24, 2021

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