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Bachelor Bath

When a bachelor uses air freshener as a substitute for a shower or bath.
Pete: Hey man, you going to take a shower before we head out tonight?
Mark: Naw dude, I'm going to take a bachelor bath real quick
by Breebree32 August 6, 2013
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lazy bathe

When you know you should take a shower but are running late or just don't want to so you do everything but take a shower. i.e. Much deodorant, perfume/cologne, moist towelettes...etc.
I was running so late this morning that I didn't have time to shower so I lazy bathed.

I lazy bathe as much as possible in the winter because the air is so cold.
by PrincessAmanda October 9, 2008
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Purfume Bath

When someone farts opens the shower, sticks there butt in farts then runs.
How was your Purfume Bath?
Damn that stinks!!!!!!!!!1
by beanie B**** March 25, 2011
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Run the bath

When something of greatness is about to happen and you’re in the preparation phase for that moment in time. Like running a bath you know what comes next is good.
“Oi Johnny bananas. We’re heading to the strip club”

Johnny: “run the bath
by Johney bananas November 27, 2020
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bath turtle

a floater in the bath tub. made possible by a bathing child taking a dump in their bathwater.
"YOUR KID left another bath turtle in the tub. It's your turn to go clean it, Herman "
by kirakhan23 November 23, 2014
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bath assalt

The act of assualting someone while on bath salt.
" That dude just bath assalted that guy and ate his face"
by eatfacebmp June 25, 2012
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bath rat

Someone with nappy ass hair we're they look like a rat that took the hair from the drain and wore it as a wig
Dang Ariel's really looking like a bath rat today
by Ash_why January 9, 2020
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