daeton bassett

Certified bitch

you’re such a daeton bassett

by theworldsgreatestliareverinthe March 16, 2023

joshua bassett

singer/songwriter with the popular EP: crisis/secret/set me free
plays ricky bowen on high school musical the musical the series
could be defined as both the "cutest most boo bear babygirl" or "girl dinner"
advocate for mental health on his platform, shares his life with fans on discord, deserves an apology from the world.

loml and husband.

person 1: "Did you see that new picture of joshua bassett where he's all wet?"
person 2: "Oh my god yes! Joshua Bassett is the hottest man alive."

by samschnapp September 5, 2023

Reed Bassler

Super short, really gay when he plays volleyball, but the shmexiest man alive. Reed is scared of women, they absolutely terrify him, and has the most gyatt-tastic mother alive. He is a super sigma basketball player, never lost a game in his life. Finally, he has the most beautiful earlobes in existence.

“Wow, look at that cool guy over there. He must be a Reed Bassler”
“Man I hate that guy playing volleyball over there, he always does a little set instead of a spike when I go up for a block. Stupid Reed Bassler.”

by BrennanNotDeaver December 21, 2023

Read Bassler

A super omega cutie. He does really gay things in sports like volleyball that annoy the hell outta you, but a real good player nevertheless. His mom has an omega-gyatt, but he never admits it. Also likes to go to the gym, and play basketball cuz he’s a basketball tryhard. Also hums really loudly in the back of class, not knowing it.

“You see that guy over there? He’s a real Read Bassler.”

by BrennanNotDeaver December 21, 2023

Baltimore Basset

An incredibly powerful method of vibe check where the guy is made to strip naked, put on a bra and g-string, lipstick, and a choker collar. Once in uniform, he is led around the entire subdivision by a leash, and forced to bark at every person within earshot. For particularly stubborn cases, repeated application of high voltage shocks to the scrotum may prove an effective means to produce a barking-like noise.

If Chuck calls me one more time, I'll give him the ol' Baltimore Basset.

by Hot-Mayo January 31, 2024

Magnetic Baselock

A lock installed at the base od a door that prevents break ins

The burglary was thwarted by the magnetic baselock

by Kptn Sky June 13, 2024

Doing a Bassett

When you need to leave to make nachos

Hey man can’t work back today I’m doing a Bassett

by Ahh yeeaahh Matt Martin October 29, 2020