Basement effect

synonymous to beer goggles but for a nerd. Prolonged exposure to basement environment in front of books affecting visual perception of unattractive women.

Phillip: "daaaaamn that chick looks fucking good"
action: slap
Elvis:"get a hold of yourself, basement effect is getting to you, that girl doesn't even shave"

by E&J November 27, 2004

god's basement

Hottest underground rave venue in Philadelphia, PA.

God's Basement is where I lost my virginity.

by I.M. Horny January 1, 2009

Back to Basics

1) A return to previously held values of decency.

2) If you talk about getting back to basics, you are suggesting that people have become too concerned with complicated details or new theories, and that they should concentrate on simple, important ideas or activities.

3) brass tacks (informal) core, essentials, facts, fundamentals, hard facts, necessaries, nitty-gritty (informal) nuts and bolts (informal) practicalities, principles, rudiments

After knee surgery Lisa had a long road BACK TO BASICS, her recovery and healing not only her injury but her state of mind. She's finally herself again.

by D. all of the above December 10, 2011

ok so basically

words said before disaster

ok so basically the earth is flat

by vinhh October 29, 2018

Basement Weasel

a secluded and introverted person with few social skills who hangs around in the basement of either their house or schools.

plural: basement weasels

a group or congregation of said individuals. usually only friends through magic cards or dungeons and dragons.

those damn basement weasels smell funny, and they're blocking the hall to the drama room.

by emily adams September 4, 2006

Basic

An adjective used to describe any person, place, activity involving obscenely obvious behavior, dress, action.

Unsophisticated.

Transparent motives.

Pat was trying to fuck that drunk girl - so basic.

Shelby was showing off her tits for attention - fucking basic.

by Keyser October 30, 2006

Waifu Basics

A very horrific video clip. It starts with a young Japanese lady being invited into her boyfriend's apartment for lunch while the narrator tells the viewer what it means to be a good girlfriend. She enters the apartment and the narrator tells us that the boyfriend's name is Hiro. Hiro has prepared stir fry for the two of them to eat for lunch. When they sit down at the table to eat it, the lady then vomits multiple times into the bowl, covering the stir fry in vomit. Hiro is completely unfazed by this and seems rather fine that his lunch just got totally ruined. The two then go to the couch and she proceeds to kiss him. While she's kissing him, she vomits several times again and covers his entire face with vomit and pukes down his mouth. The video then ends with him choking on her vomit. Very nasty; guaranteed to make you throw up your breakfast, lunch and dinner for the next week or two.

Person 1: Hey man, have you seen this video "Waifu Basics"?

Person 2: No I haven't, it seems promising though since it doesn't seem to be one of those messed up shock films you showed me earlier.

*Shows him the video*

Person 2: I'm gonna go throw up like I've never thrown up before; thanks.

by Runt18 May 6, 2018