The defendant was initially hard to apprehend due to problems in ascertaining his identity, operating as a baldtheif proved advantageous to the criminal.
Police officer 1: 'Upon reviewing security footage the baldtheif was finally identified as he put on a bald wig in the car park of the shopping centre, before putting on such disguise security tapes confirmed him as an employee of the shopping centre, and he was apprehended'
Judge (to criminal): 'you sir were one clever baldtheif'
Police officer 1: 'Upon reviewing security footage the baldtheif was finally identified as he put on a bald wig in the car park of the shopping centre, before putting on such disguise security tapes confirmed him as an employee of the shopping centre, and he was apprehended'
Judge (to criminal): 'you sir were one clever baldtheif'
by Lounge Party June 1, 2010
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A woman's face, or the woman who possesses such a face, that is a highly suitable recipient for a man's semen/ejaculation, i.e., an acronym for Blow A Load On Face. A woman with such a quality, particularly with interest and/or enthusiasm for the act, is for many men the holy grail of mating.
Meant in a flattering sense as opposed to misogynistic, considering that blowing your load on a beautiful face is one of the more sublime experiences in a man's life.
A woman's face, or the woman who possesses such a face, that is a highly suitable recipient for a man's semen/ejaculation, i.e., an acronym for Blow A Load On Face. A woman with such a quality, particularly with interest and/or enthusiasm for the act, is for many men the holy grail of mating.
Meant in a flattering sense as opposed to misogynistic, considering that blowing your load on a beautiful face is one of the more sublime experiences in a man's life.
man 1: BALOF alert! <indicates hot chick>
man 2: Aww, yeahh.
or
man 1: Now, what you got right there is a balof, is what you got right there.
man 2: That's what I'm talkin' bout.
man 2: Aww, yeahh.
or
man 1: Now, what you got right there is a balof, is what you got right there.
man 2: That's what I'm talkin' bout.
by zimbob December 9, 2008
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A way to call somebody a shit box or a dumbass when they get ZERO buckets in a basketball game, so basically you're calling them trash.
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