It doesen't answer questions, it just KNOWS things. Has visions in the canteen at lunchtime so teachers think she is having an epileptic fit.
Candy Necklace of Wrath: What's Michelle doing?
Glowystick of Friggin Peace: That's not Michelle, its the Balloon of Wisdom! And she's having a vision!
Candy Necklace of Wrath: Oh, ok.
Glowystick of Friggin Peace: That's not Michelle, its the Balloon of Wisdom! And she's having a vision!
Candy Necklace of Wrath: Oh, ok.
by chestnutsumo85 February 25, 2009
Get the Balloon Of Wisdom mug.Much like a blood spot that a woman gets on her pants during her period, the balloon knot spot is when a man's ass begins to bleed after too much anal sex and a blood spot is visible through his pants around his anus.
Steve: Hey Lance, you better change your pants again.
Lance: Why, did I poop myself again?
Steve: Nope, you've got yourself a balloon knot spot!
Lance: Why, did I poop myself again?
Steve: Nope, you've got yourself a balloon knot spot!
by Ballsackreligious March 13, 2013
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A fish that when born is instantly filled with helium from it's helios gland that makes it float up and fly out of the water due to being unable to breathe it dies and explodes it then releases millions of eggs which will hatch after a week and suffer the same fate.
Balloon Fish offspring are a exact clones of their parent.
If by chance the balloon fish is kept alive longer than a year nuclear fusion will occur inside it's Aurum (a special organ that only the balloon fish has) and gold will be produced which weighs down the fish so it can survive.
Balloon Fish offspring are a exact clones of their parent.
If by chance the balloon fish is kept alive longer than a year nuclear fusion will occur inside it's Aurum (a special organ that only the balloon fish has) and gold will be produced which weighs down the fish so it can survive.
by #SaveTheBalloonFish November 4, 2013
Get the Balloon Fish mug.Pooping. More along the lines of loud, explosive, gut wrenching pooping that feels like an entire family of baboons are tearing apart you intestines. Also used to describe pooping in public places so the general population has no idea what is about to happen.
"Hey Shane, are you ok in there? I heard a lot of noise."
"Yeah Larry, I am fine! I am just babooning."
"Yeah Larry, I am fine! I am just babooning."
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