BALOF or balof, pron. Bay-Lahf
A woman's face, or the woman who possesses such a face, that is a highly suitable recipient for a man's semen/ejaculation, i.e., an acronym for Blow A Load On Face. A woman with such a quality, particularly with interest and/or enthusiasm for the act, is for many men the holy grail of mating.
Meant in a flattering sense as opposed to misogynistic, considering that blowing your load on a beautiful face is one of the more sublime experiences in a man's life.
A woman's face, or the woman who possesses such a face, that is a highly suitable recipient for a man's semen/ejaculation, i.e., an acronym for Blow A Load On Face. A woman with such a quality, particularly with interest and/or enthusiasm for the act, is for many men the holy grail of mating.
Meant in a flattering sense as opposed to misogynistic, considering that blowing your load on a beautiful face is one of the more sublime experiences in a man's life.
man 1: BALOF alert! <indicates hot chick>
man 2: Aww, yeahh.
or
man 1: Now, what you got right there is a balof, is what you got right there.
man 2: That's what I'm talkin' bout.
man 2: Aww, yeahh.
or
man 1: Now, what you got right there is a balof, is what you got right there.
man 2: That's what I'm talkin' bout.
by zimbob December 9, 2008
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Get the balhog mug.A steroid addict. From BALCO (Bay Area Laboratory Cooperative), run by Victor Conte, which supplied anabolic steroids to several high-profile American athletes.
Teenage athletes who use steroids run a bigger risk of becoming balcoholics than do their older counterparts.
"Dude, how'd you get so big so fast?"
"Don't tell anybody, but I'm using The Clear."
"Hey, that's not a good idea, especially at your age. You don't want to become a balcoholic."
"Don't worry; I can stop anytime. I just need it to bulk up for the posedown."
"Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you. Every balcholic started out like you."
"Dude, how'd you get so big so fast?"
"Don't tell anybody, but I'm using The Clear."
"Hey, that's not a good idea, especially at your age. You don't want to become a balcoholic."
"Don't worry; I can stop anytime. I just need it to bulk up for the posedown."
"Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you. Every balcholic started out like you."
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