guy 1: Bro what the fuck its mad brick outside yo- it aint even December yet god damn
guy 2: Yeahhh
nigga its cold as fuck why yo dumbass come outside in shorts then?
guy 1: Shiii im finna get me a baconeggandcheese at the deli real quick
and a
bev fuckk you mean bwoy.
guy 2: 🗿
Nigga- if you catch pneumonia imma laugh at yo dumbass.. and youre wearing slides bro i know ya toes getting frostbite right now 🤣 doing all that for a baconeggandcheese bro… get me one too and get me a sprite. I’ll pay you back when you done.
guy 1:
nigga- what part of “its brick” did you not get im not boutta wait for your sandwich in the
COLD and im wearing shorts the fuck
guy 2:
NIGGA nOBODY told yo DUMBASS TO COME OUTSIDE IN THE
COLD WITH SHORTS ON BOZO. you really gonna get yourself a baconeggandcheese and not get me none?
aight i see how it is.😒
guy 1:
nigga sdont try to guilt trip me! if you weren’t talking to me right now i woulda been had my sandwich already.
guy 2: You don’t think im cold too? but im sitting here talking to you right now
guy 1: *sucks teeth* bruh... aight bro. *walks to the deli*
guy 2: to himself
nigga really out here in basketball shorts in 35 degree weather😭