stupid bench

A person that is so stupid and Is also some what part bitch. the bitch is the bench. But the bench is your friend. Most of the time, benches play waterpolo and have pretty good grades but are super stupid benches. Amen
Oh Valarie, you’re such a stupid bench.
by stupid bench January 31, 2019
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bench clearing brawl

I met up with Dirty Mike and the Boyz and we had a bench clearing brawl!!
by Justthisonce4321234 October 23, 2015
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bench hog

Someone hogging the bench unnecessarily that you intended to sit on. Paticularly if you were gonna snog on it.
"Jade, lift your fat arse and stop being a bench hog!" Yelled Becky in eager anticipation to sit down and make out with her boyfriend.
"No chance. You'll be hogging the bench then, while I play goose!" Jade replied good-naturedly.
by Sarah666 August 15, 2007
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Bench by Choice

When a man would rather sit down to pee, rather than pee standing up.
Joe: "I always miss on the toilet seat man."
Bob: "Thats why Im a bench by choice. No mess."
by SeanBreezy209 May 30, 2015
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Bench Seat Boogie

Having sex in a truck or vehicle with a pull up bench seat in the middle
“Yeah me and Chloe did a little bench seat boogie last night in my F-150
by Dong.com April 12, 2023
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Bench Tails

This one's a doozie. It's a comic that has been long forgotten but brought back by the internet archives. It's about Tails seeing Creme and an OC called Uni and then doing the boombayah with them. To make it worse, Creme and Uni are babies. and Tails is an adult. It's called two babies one fox.
"Dude it was just a bench tails joke!"
by bench tails February 28, 2025
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Bench Hanson

The upmost of muscular men. In a league of their own, a Bench Hanson is an ultimate sigma male giga chad with a really long ding dong. He draws in infinite women with his playmaking skills. He is an all time athlete with the body of a greek god. He is also very active on New Year's eve.
Oh my goodness, is that Bench Hanson?!

Dude did you see Bench Hanson yesterday, he's so chiseled!
by Ream Moore December 13, 2022
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