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Bench

Somebody who is cold, hard, possibly dirty, and only exists to be used by other people. Substitute for "b*tch".
"Son of a bench!"
"I've already seen that meme, bench."
by lkfddfgofdngdfg June 14, 2019
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Benched

We benched at the discod
by User 55556 September 13, 2019
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Bench hopping

When a fat lazy bitch needs to sit at every bench she sees, regardless just being on one for time.
Gets up from bench.

Walks for 2 minutes and needs another one

Tf you doing. Bench hopping.
by Fatbiatch August 30, 2019
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Benches

A stupid question asked by Dawson Kennedy and answered by Will Jackson
I love benches
by hugjgv March 31, 2018
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bench drinking

Drinking a full bench in the time span of an hour.
Damn boi, you gonna start bench drinking that shit or what.
by Iwasrene1 November 11, 2017
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lucky bench

The act of grinding, or dry humping on a bench numerous times. there for making it lucky.
Me and Zoe went to the lucky bench yesterday.
by jjnj May 13, 2018
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bench

Past Participle: Benched
Gerund: Benching

1. Masturbating.
2. A form of lifting weights while laying down.
A: "Bro, you bench?"
B: "Hell yeah, dude. I did two sets last night and I was so exhausted."
A: "Same, did two and it was wet everywhere afterwards. Had to clean up."
B: "haha, yeah, happens. Let's go grab lunch, I'm kinda hungry."
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