battery

someone who spends all of their energy doing literally nothing all day

"he literally is such a battery he needs a job"

by jacushfan900 April 27, 2025

Battery Gay Brother Falure Can't Read

A stoned little ginger who is very good at not passing exams. Has a homosexual brother who many fear is passing the "Fag" virus to himself.

Battery Gay Brother Falure Can't Read, you spastic

by Captain OCD October 30, 2022

Dome Battery

When you share screenshots with your friends on social media and they notice that your phone battery is in the red.

Person A: Check out this conversation I had with this fool.
Person B: Damn, homie. You got that dome battery!

by ThatDudeChris June 4, 2020

Battery Low

the message im being hit with so see ya later bro

Battery Low, can't talk.

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025

verbal battery

the perpetuating of racial stereotypes, usually brought up by one pulling out the race card as an excuse

Kyle: Jay why are you always late
Jay: That's verbal battery, you are perpetuating black stereotypes

by jayslefttit February 16, 2018

shit im gonna run out of battery

what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit

jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"

by grpo January 30, 2025

Batteries

The thing you use to fuel your xbox controller/flashlight

Guy 1:Hey,you got any Batteries?

Guy 2:Nope,what for?
Guy 1,My Xbox Controller

by Mineboi99 May 19, 2021