ball pit

Self explanatory, a pool filled with plastic coloured balls where kids gather inside to wade around in as they pelt other kids with balls. More deviously used is for pedophiles to hide in futilely to molest young children or to fap in the pit. Needless to say, with a combination of piss, bacteria and sperm.

Damnit, this was the third adult we had to escort out of the place today for hiding in the ball pit.

by Random Employee #2 May 17, 2009

Ball Balloon

When the scrotum is stretched over the anal opening, and then a fart is expelled into the stretched scrotum, thus creating a balloon like effect projected by the scrotum, as it fills with warm fart gas.

Dude, I almost got ball ballooned, but it was too cold out, so it didn't work.

by Baxter Wyman December 29, 2010

ball bag musket

Another term used for saying someone has just put their balls in your mouth. Usually happens when the big boss man comes down to your office for a visit and finds something he thinks is wrong. He will pull out the ball bag musket and shoot some balls in your mouth and make you look like an idiot in front of your subordinates and peers.

Hey man you hear about what happened today when the boss came down? No what happened? Well we had a surprise visit today from the corporate office and the regional manager didn't like what he saw. So he pulled out the ball bag musket and put his balls in my mouth and made me look like a dumbass. Man that right there is some fey luck right there. I know that is going to result in a trip to Mount Olympus. Well good luck.

by pantyteamaster August 6, 2010

Ball Basement

nutsack, flesh bag housing the sperm rich testicles.

I will speed bag your ball basement.

by Laser (From American Gladiators) July 6, 2005

ball-spa

The ball spa is the act of putting ones balls in the mouth along with any carbonated beverage(preferably beer) and gargling. This creates a jacuzzi-like sensation.

Last night while I was relaxing in the jacuzzi, Susie gave me a ball-spa.

by Tony Weisbrot April 22, 2006

BALL-BLIP

When you wipe the sweat from the bottom of your ball sac and run it down someone's lips.

My sister in law would not stop running her mouth, so I gave her a nice BALL-BLIP!

by DERMO1989 March 7, 2011

ball of shit

the feeling when you are so sick you feel like a load of shit and want to curl up into a ball and die, but you can't die, so you just turn into shit

My friend Stephanie had a terrible virus and was so sick she claimed she felt like a ball of shit. This was apparently worse than feeling like a load of shit. balls ball shit loadofshit

by flyingelephant July 26, 2014