bad grammar

The new language on the internet. It takes longer to read and comprehend the message than it takes to type the message.

EX. lolroflmao i jst did a hedshoot.
(Laughing Out Loud Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass off, I just did a headshot.)

decent grammar: John: Hey bob, want to play some Rumble Fighter with me later?

bad grammar: Narutoxx34761xxSasuke: dudz y u b3 meenz 2 mee fr33 stoofz plzzzzz!!!!

by Sonorously January 18, 2009

Bad Juju

Some type of bad vibe or undesirable act such as walking under the ladder. Also used in the military for putting your life or someone else's life in danger.

You don't put thermite on ammunition, privates. It's Bad Juju.

by cryptomaniac December 9, 2015

Bad guy

Me

I’m the bad guy. Duh

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 22, 2019

Bad Decision Express

Riding the Bad Decision Express, or B.D.E. as it is sometimes called, involves making any sort of inappropriate, lewd, or generally abysmal decision that results in a temporary to prolonged state of personal unhappiness followed by an increase in one's friends' amusement.

Nathan rode the Bad Decision Express last night all the way to Strugglesville- he got drunk, had sex with an ugly chick, and then threw up on himself while trying to sneak out. Utterly hilarious!

by Noah Plakun March 26, 2008

bad bitch syndrome

a very rare disease that affects certain people tremendously each year

symptoms include:
-fabulousness
-an excessive amount of sass
-cockiness
-snaping in a z formation

Melina: I heard Beyonce was recently diagnosed with bad bitch syndrome

Taylor: I wouldn't be suprised, she is the baddest bitch thus far

by badbitchsyndromeisreal March 12, 2014

Bad weed blues

A feeling of unsatisfaction due to the lack of good weed. Coined by Bone Thugs and Harmony.

Dealer: What you need, homie?
Homie: I need a dub of tha chronic yo...
Dealer: All I got is stress...
Homie: Damn, I got the bad weed blues...

by Anonymous July 30, 2004

Bad Trip

Normally associated with Salvia, 'Shrooms, and LSD (acid, you morons.), a bad trip is a "trip" that goes from peace and oneness to pure horror and evil. Hallucinations resulting from a bad trip often involve monsters, horrifying scenes, and paranoia/anxiety.

Well, midway through the salvia I was to be introduced to the jolly king of the galaxy, but he pulled out my intestines with a rotisserie spit and giggled as I writhed in agony.

by Erichz May 6, 2005