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awkwalk

noun. The situation occurring on a narrow footpath where the person ahead of you is walking at a marginally slower pace. Thus when overtaking, there exists an extended and awkward transition period of 5-10 seconds ('awksition' if you will) where you and the overtakee are walking directly alongside one another.

The effect is compounded when the path is deserted but for you and the overtakee, as there is no extraneous noise/action to divert attention from your awkwalk.

For maximum awkwardness, stumbling and falling over while attempting to overtake is recommended.
Friend: Get home alright last night?
Me: Yeah, it was all g except I had a bit of an awkwalk at the end with some slow-walking dude.
Friend: Dang! I hate that.
Me: Yeah, it was dark and deadly silent too. That 5 second awksition felt like an eternity.
Bystander (possibly female and attractive): That is such good observational humor lingo!
by 2alluh8ers September 2, 2011
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awkward dick

(n) when a guy feels uncomfortable but has already made the jump to take his pants off. His penis is awkward and shy because he has not been aroused enough.
John: "Uhh just gimme a second babe.."
Vallerie: "Hehe oh my GOD your dick is awkward! As fuck."
*...AWKWARD SILENCE...*
Vallerie: You have an awkward dick, John.
John: :'(
John: /wrists
by Rebel_Souldier October 11, 2013
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Awkward Salmon

Similar to the popular term "Happy salmon" the Awkward salmon is the act of placing your hand between another individual's legs and just holding it there without moving your hand back and forth in the happy salmon motion. The Awkward Salmon quickly escalates the awkwardness level of the happy salmon.
"Dude, he totally just gave me the awkward salmon, wasn't even the happy one...just straight up, awkward."
by allie7715 October 13, 2014
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awkward relationship

when you are in a relationship and no one knows about it
can also be described as when you are in a relationship where the other person doesnt know or where you barely talk
did you hear about sarah and ricky they are in an awkward relationship
by ladyb_cupcakes April 11, 2015
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Awkwarder

A word that kinky-chan made up to describe a situation that was awkward beyond the point of no return.
One of the sharpies in my pocket poked my friend and I told her it was my dick, couldn't have been more awkwarder.
by GakushuAsano July 13, 2017
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awkwardlotte

an awkward person below the height of 5’4 who doesn’t know how to socialize and is a bit swag but odd at the same time
person 1: youre so awkwardlotte oh my gosh
person 2: awkwardlotte?

person 1: yea short and awkward but you have a hint of swag 😎
by cinnamontoastcrunchies October 21, 2020
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The Awkward Seat

The Awkward Seat (n.)-

1. The seat in between parties in a crowded movie theater. It is usually left vacant in order to avoid any awkward tension between two strangers.
I moved to the middle as far as I could without occupying the awkward seat next to that scary fat chick and her bitchy looking friends.
by Jay Danger March 8, 2010
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